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Tag: Relationships

A nagging woman
December 18, 2019December 18, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I stop the wife nagging?”

A football crowd at a match one beautiful evening
December 12, 2019December 12, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband is a football hooligan!”

Christmas gifts in multicoloured boxes
December 9, 2019December 31, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Terrifying Stocking Fillers & Santa Joins Instagram!

A stick man urinating into a toilet
November 14, 2019November 14, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband is driving me insane by peeing into the middle of the toilet!”

A woman eating her food with a fork, probably a romantic dinner
November 7, 2019November 7, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! Our marriage is being tested by our dinner plans!”

Chess in a vibrant setting
October 31, 2019November 2, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I keep getting divorced because of board games (and anger management issues)!”

Office printer
October 15, 2019October 15, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “I’m an all-in-one printer looking for love!”

A softboi man
October 10, 2019February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Softbois: Examining This Man Bloke Dating Phenomena

Rugby players playing rugby on a grass pitch
October 3, 2019October 3, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My flirting strategy keeps landing me in jail!”

The Human Magnet Syndrome - The Codependent Narcissist Trap by Ross Rosenberg
September 21, 2019December 16, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

The Human Magnet Syndrome: The Codependent Narcissist Trap by Ross Rosenberg

Romantic chocolates of love
September 12, 2019January 20, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “How do I make romantic gestures to my woman?”

A lion yawning
August 27, 2019August 27, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! Why does my boyfriend want ‘lions’?!”

A bride and groom getting married
August 26, 2019February 25, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Arnold Schwarzenegger Weddings: Get Hitched As Big Arnie Quips!

Cushions
August 20, 2019August 20, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend HATES cushions! Should I make him suffer?!”

A cigarette end
August 6, 2019August 6, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I quit smoking?”

A man with his head in his hands
July 29, 2019July 29, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “I can’t recognise my average Joe husband!”

Husband and wife relaxing around nature
July 16, 2019July 16, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband’s selective hearing is driving me CRAZY!”

A man in a suit displaying chivalry
July 8, 2019July 7, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! Should I still do chivalry towards hot birds?”

Men exchanging a beer during a sunset.
July 2, 2019July 2, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My man brings his mates to our ‘romantic’ dates!”

A sink with a towel
June 17, 2019June 16, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend leaves stubble all over the sink!”

An angry man in a hoodie
June 11, 2019June 9, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “You made me put the toilet seat down & you will pay!”

A female runner smiling like crazy
May 27, 2019June 1, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Our marriage is over competitive & it’s dangerous!”

A woman getting married with a bunch of flowers
May 6, 2019May 6, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “I’m jealous my bestie is getting married before me!”

Mittens
April 22, 2019April 22, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I tell when I’ve fallen in glove?”

Territory of Light by Yūko Tsushima
April 6, 2019April 7, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Territory of Light by Yūko Tsushima

Good looking happy young couple cycling in a field
March 29, 2019March 29, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do my wife and me get more attractive?”

Man with extra arms
March 21, 2019March 20, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My boyfriend has grown a third arm and it’s gross!”

Bumble bee
February 14, 2019February 14, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Rate this patented Bee My Valentine dating plan!”

I love you - Valentine's Day roses and romance
February 8, 2019February 8, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

FAQs – Valentine’s Day: How to “be” someone’s valentine etc.

A couple flirting
January 4, 2019August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

FAQs – Flirting: What is it and why should I get my coat, love?

Love letter in a typewriter
December 28, 2018August 18, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

How to Write a Love Letter

Mrs. Santa Claus
December 7, 2018December 7, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: A Day in the Life of Mrs. Santa Claus

Alien
December 3, 2018December 2, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I married a man… but it turns out it’s an alien!”

Woman at a computer
November 15, 2018November 16, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I bloody well online date?!”

Romantic dinner
November 5, 2018November 5, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Mr. & Mrs. Santa Claus’ Romantic Dinner

Weightlifting
October 30, 2018October 30, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I’ve fallen in love with me… & the wife is angry!”

Angry face
October 19, 2018October 19, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

The Dating Diary of Dickhead Deirdre #1: Plumber Dave

Couple proposing
October 15, 2018February 8, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I propose to my girlfriend (so that she becomes my wife)?”

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