Professional Moron

Professional Moron

Daily Doses of Surreal Humour & Culture

Menu Skip to content
  • Silliness
    • Insane Inventions
    • Breaking News
    • Great Sayings Revisited
    • Hamsters
    • In Praise Of…
  • Food
    • Genius New Recipes
    • Food Disasters
    • Oodles of Noodles
    • Tea Week!
  • Features
    • Agony Aunt
    • FAQs About Stuff
    • How to…
    • Special Features
    • Exclusive Santa Claus Newsletters
  • Films & TV
    • Film Quote Off Extravaganzas
    • TV Shows That Never Were
    • Film Reviews (Serious Ones)
  • Groovy Books
    • Serious Books
    • Not So Serious Books
    • Travel Writing
    • Our Short Stories
  • Video Games
    • Retro Gaming
    • Indie Games
    • Modern Games
  • About

Tag: Space

No Man's Sky
January 20, 2019January 20, 2019Mr. Wapojif

No Man’s Sky: Catching Up With the Controversial Indie Title

Alien
December 3, 2018December 2, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I married a man… but it turns out it’s an alien!”

August 22, 2018January 4, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Jupiter: The Artistic Enormity of a Miraculous Gas Giant

Solar system planets
August 21, 2018August 25, 2018Mr. Wapojif

8 Planets Renamed (for the better) From Our Solar System

The Sun
August 7, 2018August 7, 2018Mr. Wapojif

FAQs: The Sun Is Great, But Please Teach Me More About It!

The Moon
July 15, 2018July 15, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Short Story: The First Reporter on the Moon

Ikaruga
July 8, 2018July 8, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Ikaruga: Legendary Space Shooter Shoots the Switch & PS4

Meteorite
June 20, 2018January 4, 2019Mr. Wapojif

The 1972 Great Daylight Fireball: Our Lucky Escape & Other Asteroids

Time Masters
June 13, 2018January 23, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Time Masters: Surreal & Disturbing Franco-Hungarian Sci-Fi Romp

Bloodchild by Octavia Butler
June 9, 2018June 9, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Octavia Butler: Bloodchild (Moonshake Books Review)

Jettomero
October 22, 2017October 22, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Jettomero: Save the Universe as a Lovably Clumsy Robot

It's not rocket science
August 2, 2017June 23, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: It’s Snot Rocket Science

NASA plans to visit The Sun tabloid newspaper
June 8, 2017June 8, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: NASA to Visit The Sun – Tabloid Rejects Request!

The first woman on Mars
June 5, 2017June 5, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “I’m a man and I want to be the first woman on Mars”

Travel Guide 2017 - Mercury
February 2, 2017February 2, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Travel Guide 2017: Visit Miserable Mercury for Lessons in Boredom!

Saturn Travel Guide 2017
January 10, 2017January 10, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Travel Guide 2017: Taken a Sad Turn?! Visit Saturn!

Holidays to Jupiter
January 2, 2017January 1, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Travel Guide 2017: Visit Jupiter – The Best Gas Giant!

The chicken or the egg
July 29, 2016July 29, 2016Mr. Wapojif

What Came First: The Egg or the Egg Yolk?

Rocket space travel
June 7, 2016June 7, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Rocket Rocket (for environmentally friendly space travel)

The Moon landings fake
February 18, 2016February 18, 2016Mr. Wapojif

10 Reasons Why The Moon Landings Were Definitely Faked

Apple stalk
January 6, 2016January 6, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Apple Investigation: What’s The Twig Bit At The Top For?

Cheese Tea
December 17, 2015December 17, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive New Drink: Cheese Tea!

Seven Brief Lessons on Physics by Carlo Rovelli
October 3, 2015January 20, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Seven Brief Lessons on Physics by Carlo Rovelli

April 15, 2015September 25, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Stop Press: First Donut In Space!

March 20, 2015March 20, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Solar Eclipse 2015: The Aftermath

March 19, 2015March 19, 2015Mr. Wapojif

How To Enjoy The Solar Eclipse The Moronic Way

March 3, 2015September 25, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Why Is Europa Covered In Marmite?

February 4, 2015February 4, 2015Mr. Wapojif

How To Make The Moon More Interesting

January 30, 2015September 25, 2015Mr. Wapojif

In Space No One Can Hear You Make Ice Cream

January 3, 2015January 3, 2015Mr. Wapojif

A Belting Post About Belts!

January 6, 2014October 9, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Get To Know Professional Moron With These 25 Answered Questions!

May 29, 2013October 9, 2015Mr. Wapojif

What Is A Black Hole?

April 12, 2013April 12, 2013Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive: Pictures From Mr. Wapojif’s Alien Abduction!

February 23, 2013February 22, 2013Mr. Wapojif

Would You Go On A Date With a Planet?

January 6, 2013January 6, 2013Mr. Wapojif

What was life like on Mars?

Posts navigation

1 2 →

Join 1,396 other followers

We’re Sociable, Dammit!

  • View ProfessionalMoron’s profile on Facebook
  • View CreativeMoron’s profile on Twitter
  • View Professional_Moron’s profile on Instagram
  • View 113047790457755711149’s profile on Google+

Cripes… it’s Twitter!

My Tweets

Six Degrees of Instagram

Some #archways. #architecture #Manchester #city #lighting #lights
Looming. #Manchester #city #cityscape #dramatic #HiltonHotel
Getting arty on you all. #steam #architecture #smoke #Manchester #city #life #pauseforthought #relax #mellow
It’s a big ‘un. #Manchester #cityscape #hiltonhotel #architecture #moody #bigstuff #skyscraper
I wanted to feel puny today. #Manchester #hiltonhotelmanchester #city #citylife #architecture #cityscape
At #stpeterssquare in #Manchester. This building is a building. #citylife #city #cityscape #architecture

Our Most Excellent Posts

Top 10 Most Epic & Glorious Modern 2D Platformer Games
Titanic: “I’m flying... Jack!” Quote Off Extravaganza!
The Best Song Titles That Haven’t Been Used Yet
10 Fish Which Sound Like You’re Insulting Someone
Why Does Jeff Goldblum Say “Must go faster” In Jurassic Park & Independence Day?
Professional Moron is on STRIKE!
John Bonham: The Drum Solo That Will Make You Feel Inept
In Praise of the Opening Music From Mr. Bean
Reni: Drumming Genius, Singing, & Ubiquitous Bucket Hats
As Good As It Gets: “You make me want to be a better man” Super Quote Off Extravaganza!

Arbitrary Image Alert!

Behold... Jupiter!

Is it March yet!?

It is March.March 1st, 2019
8 days to go.

Looking for something?

Copyright & All That

© Professional Moron: 2012-2019. Unauthorised use and/or duplication of our content without permission is a no. You can use excerpts, but provide us with credit. Or else!

Blog at WordPress.com.
Cancel