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Tag: Summer

She Bangs the Drums by The Stone Roses
April 30, 2022May 1, 2022Mr. Wapojif

She Bangs the Drums is Ecstatic Summer Pop From The Stone Roses

Olympic Summer Games on the Super Nintendo
August 22, 2021August 17, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Olympic Summer Games: Button Bashing Madness in the 16-Bit Era

Chicken nuggets with a small ramekin of BBQ sauce
August 6, 2021July 31, 2021Mr. Wapojif

BBQ Sauce: Making US Barbecues Ultra-Saucy (Since Forever)

The Kings of Summer
August 12, 2020August 12, 2020Mr. Wapojif

The Kings of Summer: Upbeat Romp Full of Youthful Energy

The Professional Moron Festival
August 15, 2019August 15, 2019Mr. Wapojif

The Professional Moron Festival: Three Hours of Stupidity

A cocktail on a beach during summer
August 8, 2019November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday #7: Summer Special

The Sea Close By - Albert Camus
April 20, 2019April 21, 2019Mr. Wapojif

The Sea Close By – Albert Camus

Autumn
November 12, 2018April 8, 2019Mr. Wapojif

The New Seasons: Introducing 10 BRAND NEW Seasons

The Sun
August 7, 2018April 8, 2019Mr. Wapojif

FAQs: The Sun Is Great, But Please Teach Me More About It

Mustard and ketchup
July 19, 2018July 21, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Mustard Ice Cream

Lollipops
June 28, 2018July 7, 2018Mr. Wapojif

FAQs: What are lollipops and why do they have to exist?

Bobble hats banned in the UK
June 30, 2017June 29, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Bobble Hats Outlawed For Summer – Bobble Hat Enthusiasts Outraged

Petrol ice cream
September 6, 2016September 6, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Petrol Ice Cream!

Hose pipe pen
July 1, 2016November 9, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Hose Pipe Pens (better than fountain pens)

Tomato ketchup ice cream
June 22, 2016June 22, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Tomato Ketchup Ice Cream!

Manchester summer rain
November 10, 2015November 11, 2015Mr. Wapojif

A Summery Summary: Manchester’s Year of Rain!

Manchester
August 18, 2015January 31, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Manchester Sinkhole Special: Your Favourite 40ft Hole In The Ground

Pomegranate
June 26, 2015November 9, 2021Mr. Wapojif

If There’s A Banana Boat, Why Isn’t There A Pomegranate Boat?

July 17, 2014September 25, 2015Mr. Wapojif

In Praise Of Polite Heatwaves

Sand castle
July 15, 2014January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Revealed: The Terrifying and Corrupt World of Sand Castle Building

June 24, 2014January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

British Summer Explained For Everyone (Including British People)

March 30, 2013August 5, 2015Mr. Wapojif

The Power of Lemonade

The world's most unstable animals
March 12, 2013April 21, 2020Mr. Wapojif

The World’s Most Unstable Animals

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