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Author: Mr. Wapojif

The ESTEEMED editor of Professional Moron who rules with an iron fist. A blogger, satirist, and writer. Fond of absurdity, culture, cats, hamsters, and tea. 🍵🐈‍⬛🐹🕹️📚📽️
Ghost Song the indie game
November 6, 2022November 6, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Ghost Song: Exploration Galore in Melancholic Metroidvania Gem

Record of Lodoss War: Deedlit in Wonder Labyrinth
November 6, 2022November 6, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Record of Lodoss War: Deedlit in Wonder Labyrinth is V. Good

Talking Heads - Remain in Light album cover
November 5, 2022September 27, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Talking Heads: Tribute to David Byrne’s New Wave Band

Santa is hiring an orca
November 4, 2022November 4, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Father Christmas Hires an Orca

Yarr! The dating app for pirates
November 3, 2022November 3, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Yarr! The Dating App for Pirates [Sponsored Post]

Bridesmaids the 2011 film
November 2, 2022November 2, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Bridesmaids: Amusing Modern Take on Chick Flicks (With Wiig)

A husband with a small penis
November 1, 2022November 29, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Can I divorce my husband due to his small wiener?!”

Stevenson Jeremiah Windfellow and the opera Rabies
October 31, 2022October 31, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Stevenson Jeremiah Windfellow: Classical Music (with rabies)

Metal Hellsinger the indie game
October 30, 2022October 29, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Metal: Hellsinger—Headbang to This Rhythm FPS, Dude!

Force Reboot the indie game
October 30, 2022October 30, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Force Reboot: Roguelike FPS With Repetition & Stuff

Happy Jack by The Who
October 29, 2022October 30, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Happy Jack: Quirky Hit Single From The Who (With Happiness)

A crazy looking Santa showing his teeth
October 28, 2022October 29, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Cantankerous Christmas Confusion

Handsome Henry for Hire
October 27, 2022October 31, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Handsome Henry for Hire [Sponsored Post]

Lorenzo's Oil the 1992 film
October 26, 2022October 26, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Lorenzo’s Oil: Compassionate Take on Severe Neurological Condition

Chess wounds ruin lives
October 25, 2022October 24, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “How do I recover from a terrible chess wound?!”

NaggoTron the nagging wife robot
October 24, 2022October 24, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “I miss my wife so I built a nagging robot…”

The Secret of Monkey Island 1990 video game
October 23, 2022October 23, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Secret of Monkey Island: Bring on the Charm & Barbed Witticisms

Monkey Island soundtracks
October 23, 2022October 23, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Monkey Island Music Tribute (doff your Caribbean hat)

The Depths of Wikipedia
October 22, 2022October 23, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Depths of Wikipedia by Annie Rauwerda

Sober Santa surrounded by many bottles of alcohol
October 21, 2022October 21, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Santa Sobers Up With Geese

Toilet Bastard the toilet cleaner
October 20, 2022October 20, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Toilet Bastard: Destroying Toilets Since 1973 [Sponsored Post]

Attack of the Killer Tomatoes film
October 19, 2022October 19, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Attack of the Killer Tomatoes: Many Parodies With Fruit & Veg

NO STINKS ATTACHED the BOZone album
October 18, 2022October 18, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

BOZone: Foul-Smelling Boyband With a Body Odour Agenda

Camouflaged employees destroy society
October 17, 2022October 17, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Camouflage at Work: Laws on Employees and Obscurity

Tinykin the indie game
October 16, 2022October 16, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Tinykin: Brilliant 3D Platformer Channels Pikmin & Stuff

Nobody Saves the World
October 16, 2022October 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Nobody Saves the World: Action RPG Romp With Dragons & Slugs

I Had to Survive: How a Plane Crash in the Andes Inspired My Calling to Save Lives by Dr Roberto Canessa
October 15, 2022January 8, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

I Had to Survive by Dr. Roberto Canessa

Crazy Santa and plenty of bananas and banana boats
October 14, 2022October 13, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: The Banana Boat Conundrum

Dr. Patrick's Potato Psychology Service Ltd.
October 13, 2022October 14, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Dr. Patrick’s Potato Psychology Service Ltd. [Sponsored Post]

The General the Buster Keaton film
October 12, 2022October 10, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The General: Buster Keaton’s Masterclass in 1926 Romp

The Meh situation with Men
October 11, 2022October 11, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband’s annoying ‘Meh’ habit…”

Success before humming at work
October 10, 2022October 10, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Humming at Work: Laws on Low, Steady, and Continuous Noises

Loot River the indie game
October 9, 2022October 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Loot River: Striking Roguelike Merges Tetris and Water

Overwhelm game logo
October 9, 2022October 8, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

OVERWHELM: Ramp up the Difficulty Please, Darling

Edvard Grieg's In the Hall of the Mountain King
October 8, 2022October 10, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

In the Hall of the Mountain King: Grieg’s Mischievous Masterpiece

Return of the Gout
October 7, 2022October 6, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Return of the Gout (Oh My God)

Ibex Insurance Ltd.
October 6, 2022September 26, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Ibex Insurance Ltd. is the GOAT [Sponsored Post]

Minority Report starring Tom Cruise
October 5, 2022September 27, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Minority Report: The Stylish & Futuristic Crime & Cruise Fest

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