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Author: Mr. Wapojif

I'm the esteemed editor of the equally esteemed Professional Moron. My education is non-existent, my IQ is violently below average, and I smell. I do, however, occasionally write interesting things.
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Some Reasons Why Cheese Is Ace

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Weird Foods We Found On The Internet

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April Fool’s Day: Amazing Tricks to Play

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March 5, 2012March 22, 2020Mr. Wapojif

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Invention: The Spammock (a hammock made from spam)

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The Sunday Update: Adventures in Blogging & Life Land

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