Category: FAQs
Mr. Wapojif Q&A: Getting to know the Professional Moron Editor
FAQs – Queuing: How to queue (on cue) to be a queue master
FAQs – Toast: Why it’s not called “burnt bread” and more
FAQs – Valentine’s Day: How to “be” someone’s valentine etc.
FAQs – Swearing: Should You Be So Obscene?
FAQs – Marriage: How to Say “I don’t” & How to Wear That Dress
FAQs – Flirting: What is it and why should I get my coat, love?
FAQs – Christmas: With Special Guest Santa Claus
FAQs – Annoyances: What are they, why are they irritating, and why am I so annoyed?
Q&A With Your Learned Subject… Professional Moron!
FAQs – Coffee: Is It Dangerous, Can I Drink It, And Why?
FAQs – Blobs: What is blob and can it unblob?
FAQs – Sofas: Why are they comfy & what else can they do?
FAQs: Noodles – It’s spaghetti really, isn’t it? Or not?
FAQs: Spinach – why is it green and does it really itch?
FAQs: What is the banana, why is it yellow, and is it dangerous?
FAQs: Is ketchup safe for human consumption? (& etc.)
FAQs: What are shower curtains and are they even necessary?
FAQs: What is Soup, is it a Drink, or a Foodstuff?
FAQs: What is Houmous, Why Is It Mushy, & What Do I Do With It?
FAQs: What’s business, how do I do it, and when will I be a billionaire?
FAQs: The Sun Is Great, But Please Teach Me More About It
FAQs: What Is Water & Do We Really Need To Drink It?
FAQs: What is Sneezing and is it Dangerous?
FAQs: What are toilets and why are there so many of them?
FAQs: What are lollipops and why do they have to exist?
