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Category: FAQs

Sofa
1 week ago November 6, 2018November 6, 2018Mr. Wapojif

FAQs – Sofas: Why are they comfy & what else can they do?

Noodles
October 23, 2018October 21, 2018Mr. Wapojif

FAQs: Noodles – It’s spaghetti really, isn’t it? Or not?

Spinach
October 16, 2018October 15, 2018Mr. Wapojif

FAQs: Spinach – why is it green and does it really itch?

Bananas
October 8, 2018October 8, 2018Mr. Wapojif

FAQs: What is the banana, why is it yellow, and is it dangerous?

Ketchup
September 25, 2018September 23, 2018Mr. Wapojif

FAQs: Is ketchup safe for human consumption? (& etc.)

A shower unit.
September 12, 2018September 12, 2018Mr. Wapojif

FAQs: What are shower curtains and are they even necessary?

Soup
August 30, 2018August 30, 2018Mr. Wapojif

FAQs: What is Soup, is it a Drink, or a Foodstuff?

Hummus
August 24, 2018August 18, 2018Mr. Wapojif

FAQs: What is Houmous, Why Is It Mushy, & What Do I Do With It?

Business
August 14, 2018August 14, 2018Mr. Wapojif

FAQs: What’s business, how do I do it, and when will I be a billionaire?

The Sun
August 7, 2018August 7, 2018Mr. Wapojif

FAQs: The Sun Is Great, But Please Teach Me More About It!

Water
August 2, 2018July 28, 2018Mr. Wapojif

FAQs: What Is Water & Do We Really Need To Drink It?

Sneeze
July 23, 2018July 23, 2018Mr. Wapojif

FAQs: What is Sneezing and is it Dangerous?

Toilet
July 5, 2018July 7, 2018Mr. Wapojif

FAQs: What are toilets and why are there so many of them?

Lollipops
June 28, 2018July 7, 2018Mr. Wapojif

FAQs: What are lollipops and why do they have to exist?

Bread
June 18, 2018July 7, 2018Mr. Wapojif

FAQs: Bread – What Is The Stuff & What Does It Do?

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