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Category: FAQs

A sleepy looking pug on a bed
December 19, 2019February 16, 2020Mr. Wapojif

FAQs: How to Fall Asleep

Interview
October 25, 2019October 25, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Mr. Wapojif Q&A: Getting to know the Professional Moron Editor

People queuing
April 11, 2019April 11, 2019Mr. Wapojif

FAQs – Queuing: How to queue (on cue) to be a queue master

Two pieces of toast
March 5, 2019April 8, 2019Mr. Wapojif

FAQs – Toast: Why it’s not called “burnt bread” and more

I love you - Valentine's Day roses and romance
February 8, 2019February 8, 2019Mr. Wapojif

FAQs – Valentine’s Day: How to “be” someone’s valentine etc.

A cartoon lady getting angry next to her laptop
January 22, 2019November 16, 2019Mr. Wapojif

FAQs – Swearing: Should You Be So Obscene?

A woman in a wedding dress
January 15, 2019November 16, 2019Mr. Wapojif

FAQs – Marriage: How to Say “I don’t” & How to Wear That Dress

A couple flirting
January 4, 2019January 4, 2019Mr. Wapojif

FAQs – Flirting: What is it and why should I get my coat, love?

Christmas
December 24, 2018March 6, 2021Mr. Wapojif

FAQs – Christmas: With Special Guest Santa Claus

Spam
December 17, 2018December 17, 2018Mr. Wapojif

FAQs – Annoyances: What are they, why are they irritating, and why am I so annoyed?

Question
November 29, 2018November 29, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Q&A With Your Learned Subject… Professional Moron!

Coffee
November 27, 2018November 26, 2018Mr. Wapojif

FAQs – Coffee: Is It Dangerous, Can I Drink It, And Why?

Blob
November 20, 2018March 5, 2021Mr. Wapojif

FAQs – Blobs: What is blob and can it unblob?

Sofa
November 6, 2018November 6, 2018Mr. Wapojif

FAQs – Sofas: Why are they comfy & what else can they do?

Noodles
October 23, 2018October 21, 2018Mr. Wapojif

FAQs: Noodles – It’s spaghetti really, isn’t it? Or not?

Spinach
October 16, 2018October 15, 2018Mr. Wapojif

FAQs: Spinach – why is it green and does it really itch?

Bananas
October 8, 2018October 8, 2018Mr. Wapojif

FAQs: What is the banana, why is it yellow, and is it dangerous?

Ketchup
September 25, 2018September 23, 2018Mr. Wapojif

FAQs: Is ketchup safe for human consumption? (& etc.)

A shower unit.
September 12, 2018September 12, 2018Mr. Wapojif

FAQs: What are shower curtains and are they even necessary?

Soup
August 30, 2018August 30, 2018Mr. Wapojif

FAQs: What is Soup, is it a Drink, or a Foodstuff?

Hummus
August 24, 2018August 18, 2018Mr. Wapojif

FAQs: What is Houmous, Why Is It Mushy, & What Do I Do With It?

Business
August 14, 2018August 14, 2020Mr. Wapojif

FAQs: What’s business, how do I do it, and when will I be a billionaire?

The Sun
August 7, 2018April 8, 2019Mr. Wapojif

FAQs: The Sun Is Great, But Please Teach Me More About It

Water
August 2, 2018July 28, 2018Mr. Wapojif

FAQs: What Is Water & Do We Really Need To Drink It?

Sneeze
July 23, 2018April 16, 2020Mr. Wapojif

FAQs: What is Sneezing and is it Dangerous?

Toilet
July 5, 2018July 7, 2018Mr. Wapojif

FAQs: What are toilets and why are there so many of them?

Lollipops
June 28, 2018July 7, 2018Mr. Wapojif

FAQs: What are lollipops and why do they have to exist?

Bread
June 18, 2018July 7, 2018Mr. Wapojif

FAQs: Bread – What Is The Stuff & What Does It Do?

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