
Category: FAQs


Mr. Wapojif Q&A: Getting to know the Professional Moron Editor

FAQs – Queuing: How to queue (on cue) to be a queue master

FAQs – Toast: Why it’s not called “burnt bread” and more

FAQs – Valentine’s Day: How to “be” someone’s valentine etc.

FAQs – Swearing: Should You Be So Obscene?

FAQs – Marriage: How to Say “I don’t” & How to Wear That Dress

FAQs – Flirting: What is it and why should I get my coat, love?

FAQs – Christmas: With Special Guest Santa Claus

FAQs – Annoyances: What are they, why are they irritating, and why am I so annoyed?

Q&A With Your Learned Subject… Professional Moron!

FAQs – Coffee: Is It Dangerous, Can I Drink It, And Why?

FAQs – Blobs: What is blob and can it unblob?

FAQs – Sofas: Why are they comfy & what else can they do?

FAQs: Noodles – It’s spaghetti really, isn’t it? Or not?

FAQs: Spinach – why is it green and does it really itch?

FAQs: What is the banana, why is it yellow, and is it dangerous?

FAQs: Is ketchup safe for human consumption? (& etc.)

FAQs: What are shower curtains and are they even necessary?

FAQs: What is Soup, is it a Drink, or a Foodstuff?

FAQs: What is Houmous, Why Is It Mushy, & What Do I Do With It?

FAQs: What’s business, how do I do it, and when will I be a billionaire?

FAQs: The Sun Is Great, But Please Teach Me More About It

FAQs: What Is Water & Do We Really Need To Drink It?

FAQs: What is Sneezing and is it Dangerous?

FAQs: What are toilets and why are there so many of them?

FAQs: What are lollipops and why do they have to exist?
