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Category: Genius New Recipes

May 23, 2013September 25, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Oreo And Salt Hot Pot!

May 16, 2013January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: The Cigarette Cake

April 13, 2013August 9, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Vindaloo Curry, Ham, Cheese, and Sprouts Cake!

A ham sandwich with a selection of fillings
February 22, 2013November 11, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Ham and Jam Sandwiches

February 17, 2013January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive New Drink: Haddock Tea

A chicken kebab on a grill cooking
December 14, 2012April 22, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: The Christmas Kebab (yuletide eating fun)

Outline of a spoon and fork in sugar dusting
December 11, 2012April 22, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Sugar Soup!

A tasty looking sandwich
December 9, 2012April 22, 2021Mr. Wapojif

The British Sandwich Designer of the Year Competition

A delicious looking cake
November 26, 2012April 21, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Cake on Toast

Marmite Cake
November 4, 2012April 21, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Marmite Cake

An assortment of vegetables to make soup
March 7, 2012July 29, 2021Mr. Wapojif

10 Really Good Soups That Haven’t Been Made Yet

Sandwiches
February 20, 2012May 15, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Top 10 Best Sandwiches That Don’t Exist

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