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Barry Lyndon the Stanley Kubrick film from 1975
January 2, 2026January 2, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Barry Lyndon: Stanley Kubrick’s Period Drama Masterpiece 🤴

Why I Continue to Blog - an essay
January 1, 2026January 3, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Why I Keep Blogging in the Era of SOCIAL MEDIA ✍️

Jaki Liebezeit: The Life, Theory and Practice of a Master Drummer
July 16, 2022July 6, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Jaki Liebezeit: The Life, Theory, and Practice of a Master Drummer

The History of Popcorn
July 15, 2022July 15, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The History of Popcorn 🍿

Harold's Hamster Solicitor Firm
July 14, 2022July 13, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Harold’s Hamster Solicitor Firm [Sponsored Post]

Julie & Julia the 2009 film about Julia Child
July 13, 2022November 2, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Julie & Julia: Streep and Adams in Food-Based Comedy Drama

Should Rhododendrons be illegal at work?
July 12, 2022July 12, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Rhododendron Bushes at Work: Laws on the Large Flowering Shrub

Do brooding bodyguards save marriages
July 11, 2022July 10, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why’s my husband hired a bodyguard to protect me?”

TOEM: A Photo Adventure
July 10, 2022July 10, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

TOEM: Magnificent, Super Charming Photo-Based Romp

Chicory: A Colourful Tale
July 10, 2022October 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Chicory: A Colourful Tale is a Glorious Paintbrush Jaunt

Can's song Spoon from 1972
July 9, 2022July 10, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Spoon: Melodic Can Song With Criminal Overtones

Gary's Grate Grammur-Lesson's
July 7, 2022July 7, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Gary’s Grate Grammur Lesson’s [Sponsored Post]

Doubt the 2008 film
July 6, 2022July 6, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Doubt: Moral Responsibility & Accountability in Streep-Fest

Throwmance the romantic practice of throwing things at people
July 5, 2022July 4, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Throwmance—my husband’s new take on romance”

Crustless sandwiches aren't evil
July 4, 2022July 4, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Crustless Sandwiches at Work: Laws For No Crusts With Bread

Blue Fire the indie game
July 3, 2022July 3, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Blue Fire: Zelda Inspired Ninja Type Jaunt With Wall Running

Fall Guys the indie game
July 3, 2022July 3, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Fall Guys: Mini-Games, Jellybeans, Joy, Carnage… FUN!

Can's Future Days song from 1973
July 2, 2022July 3, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Future Days: Can’s Finest Song Has Visions of Rainy Days

The History of Pizza
July 1, 2022July 4, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The History of Pizza 🍕

Bob's Bargain Brain Surgery Bonanza
June 30, 2022July 1, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Bob’s Bargain Brain Surgery Bonanza 🧠 [Sponsored Post]

The River Wild 1994 film
June 29, 2022June 29, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The River Wild: Streep’s Action Performance in River-Based Romp

Men shaving should be illegal
June 28, 2022June 29, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband doesn’t clean the sink after shaving!”

Great white sharks at work
June 27, 2022June 28, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Great White Sharks at Work: Laws Regarding Toothy Monstrosities

Super Cable Boy
June 26, 2022June 26, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Super Cable Boy: Star as a Handheld Console in Cute Romp

Kaze and the Wild Masks
June 26, 2022June 26, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Kaze and the Wild Masks: DKC Inspired Platforming Fun

Can's Tago Mago song Halleluwah
June 25, 2022July 16, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Halleluwah: Can’s Trance Funk Monster Groove From Outer Space

The history of houmous
June 24, 2022June 23, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The History of Hummus (or houmous, if you prefer that)

The Geysers and Geezers shop
June 23, 2022June 23, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Geysers & Geezers Pub [Sponsored Post]

Kermode & Mayo's Take podcast
June 22, 2022June 22, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Kermode & Mayo’s Take: The UK’s Best Place For Film Reviews, Yo

BBQ employment laws for work
June 21, 2022June 21, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

BBQs at Work: The Laws on Barbecues in the Office

Aliens demand dinosaurs to abduct
June 20, 2022June 19, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #13: Aliens DEMAND Dinosaurs

The Procession to Calvary
June 19, 2022June 21, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Procession to Calvary: Point-and-Click Meets Monty Python

Turnip Boy Commits Tax Evasion
June 19, 2022June 19, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Turnip Boy Commits Tax Evasion: Avoid Taxes in Veg-Based Romp

Keep the Aspidistra Flying by George Orwell
June 18, 2022June 19, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Keep the Aspidistra Flying by George Orwell

The history of cheese
June 17, 2022June 17, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The History of Cheese 🧀

Windshield Wipers is the hottest club in town
June 16, 2022June 16, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Windshield Wipers is the BEST Club in Town [Sponsored Post]

Ash vs Evil Dead the TV show
June 15, 2022June 15, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Ash vs Evil Dead (TV show): Come Get Some! It’s Groovy

Are gross rich old men marriage material?
June 14, 2022June 13, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Should I marry a gross rich old man?”

The crooner albums of Gut-Rot McGee
June 13, 2022June 11, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Gut-Rot McGee: The Story of the (fake) ’50s Crooner Star

Hell is Other Demons
June 12, 2022June 11, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Hell is Other Demons: Death to Everything in Fun, Family Romp

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