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Virtual Boy Nintendo Classics on the Switch 2
February 22, 2026February 22, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

The Joys of Virtual Boy on the Nintendo Switch 2 👾

Bye Bye Badman and the Paris Student Riots
February 21, 2026February 21, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Bye Bye Badman and the Paris Student Riots of May 1968 🍋

Muriel's Wedding
October 27, 2021October 27, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Muriel’s Wedding: ABBA Heavy Comedy-Drama With Frocks

The first picture of a human being
October 26, 2021October 26, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

The First Photographs from History (the 19th century)

Lots of little Santas across Christmas wrapping
October 25, 2021October 25, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: The Great Lice Outbreak of Christmas 2021

Boogerman: A Pick and Flick Adventure on the Mega Drive
October 24, 2021October 24, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Boogerman: A Pick and Flick Adventure is Bogey-Based Fun

Alien 3 on the Super Nintendo
October 24, 2021February 28, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Alien 3: Multi-Platform Romp Adapted From Dodgy ’92 Film

Sally Cinnamon by The Stone Roses
October 23, 2021September 23, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Sally Cinnamon: The Stone Roses’ Era-Defining Musical Shift

A woman in pyjamas holding a pillow after sleepwalking into a field
October 22, 2021October 22, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “How do I stop sleepwalking?”

October 21, 2021October 20, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Bedfordshire Clanger: Gargantuan Pastry Dish Includes Apples

Project Nim
October 20, 2021October 20, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Project Nim: Documentary About a Failed ’70s Language Study

A black and white turntable sound player
October 19, 2021October 19, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Earliest Recorded Sounds: Listen to Noises of Yesteryear

Ho Ho Ho written in the snow
October 18, 2021October 15, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Santa Starts at the Psychiatrists

Metroid Dread
October 17, 2021October 16, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Metroid Dread: A Total Beast of a Metroidvania

Sable the indie game
October 17, 2021October 15, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Sable: Peaceful Open World Exploration Romp With Sand

Gastro Obscura book
October 16, 2021October 17, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Gastro Obscura: Food Curiosities From Around the World

A doner kebab from Doner Haus in Manchester.
October 15, 2021October 15, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Doner Kebabs: England’s Favourite Drunken Late Night Dinner

Zak Starkey drumming
October 14, 2021April 20, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Zak Starkey: Ringo Starr’s Son & The Importance Of Being Idle

Man on Wire documentary
October 13, 2021October 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Man on Wire: The High-Wire Walk That Still Startles

Two glasses of red wine near to a fireplace
October 12, 2021October 10, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Recipe: Deep-Fried Red Wine (For the Oenophile in All of Us)

A cheerful cartoon Santa hugging a polar bear
October 11, 2021October 12, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Lurgy Outbreak Threatens Christmas!

Ninja JaJaMaru-kun for the NES
October 10, 2021November 6, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Ninja JaJaMaru-kun: Japan-Only Romp With Ninja Stuff

Fire 'n Ice on the NES
October 10, 2021October 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Fire ‘n Ice (Solomon’s Key 2): NES Romp With the Destruction of Fire

MoroniCast podcast logo
October 9, 2021December 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

MoroniCast Episode #5: Explaining Video Games for Non-Gamers

Weird Wendy's Wild Wine Tasting Getaway
October 8, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Weird Wendy’s Wild Wine Tasting Getaway [Sponsored Post]

Deep-Fried Mars Bar
October 7, 2021October 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Deep-Fried Mars Bars: Scottish Chocolate Treat of Bad Health

Jason Becker Not Dead Yet documentary
October 6, 2021April 20, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Jason Becker: Not Dead Yet—Virtuoso Dude Defies the Odds

A drunk and hangover Santa asking for alcohol
October 5, 2021October 5, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: “Christmas is DEAD!”, Yells Santa in Statement

Gorgonzola cheese next to a pear
October 4, 2021October 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Gorgonzola at Work: Employment Laws on Veined Blue Cheese

Dancing Monster on the Commodore 64
October 3, 2021November 26, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Dancing Monster: The Gloriously Bizarre Commodore 64 Shimmy

October 3, 2021October 2, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Super Gran: Just Another Weird Commodore 64 Game, Really

The Stone Roses - Made of Stone art
October 2, 2021December 31, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Made of Stone: The Stone Roses’ Shamanic Masterpiece

The Cookie Monster holding cookies
October 1, 2021October 1, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

The Cookie Monster: Tribute to This Most Depraved Blue Being

September 30, 2021July 19, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Wigan Kebab: Pie Barm With Stodge and Northerness

Jaws 2 - Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...
September 29, 2021September 29, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Jaws 2: Decent Sequel to An All-Time Classic Movie Thing

A woman admiring her lipstick in a mirror
September 28, 2021September 28, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why is my wife addicted to wearing lipstick?”

An empty business meeting room
September 27, 2021September 30, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

How to Ensure Hard Work at Work For a Hardworking Workforce

The Chernobyl Sarcophagus Memorial next to the Chernobyl Power Plant in Ukraine
September 25, 2021September 25, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Chernobyl and Pripyat: Visiting Ukraine’s Exclusion Zone

Kiev in Ukraine with city centre architecture
September 24, 2021September 24, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

How to Say Really Silly Things in Ukraine

Carrs Pasties with a pasty barm
September 23, 2021September 23, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Pasty Barm: Stodge Happy Bolton Delicacy is Food

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