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Barry Lyndon the Stanley Kubrick film from 1975
January 2, 2026January 2, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Barry Lyndon: Stanley Kubrick’s Period Drama Masterpiece 🤴

Why I Continue to Blog - an essay
January 1, 2026January 3, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Why I Keep Blogging in the Era of SOCIAL MEDIA ✍️

Bread sauce
September 17, 2021September 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Bread Sauce: Do You Want Some MORE Bread With That, Mate?

Ted's Terrible Tents
September 16, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Ted’s Terrible Tents Ltd. [Sponsored Post]

Searching for Sugar Man
September 15, 2021April 20, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Searching For Sugar Man: Uplifting Tale of Sixto Rodriguez

A toy soldier holding a bazooka
September 14, 2021September 4, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: The Bazooka Cake (tasty & explosive)

A woman posing and doing duck lips
September 13, 2021September 4, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “How do I STOP doing duck lips photo poses!?”

The Last Campfire
September 12, 2021September 6, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

The Last Campfire: Brooding Cutesy Puzzler is Goodness

Digitiser Live
September 11, 2021September 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Digitiser Live 2021: All Hail to the Surreal Event of Excellence

The Forme of Cury book
September 10, 2021September 4, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

The Forme of Cury: England’s First (and most glorious) Cookbook

Buy our pies
September 9, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Portly Paul’s Pathetic Pie Shop [Sponsored Post]

ZZZap! the TV show
September 8, 2021August 23, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

ZZZap! Slapstick Sentient Comic Book Kid’s TV Show

An upset girlfriend sitting on some autumn leaves
September 7, 2021September 4, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why is my girlfriend always upset but says she’s not?”

A hand with aggressive fingers picking a human nose
September 6, 2021September 4, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Flicking Bogeys at Work: Laws on Polite Workplace Nose Picking

Tennis on the Game Boy
September 5, 2021September 4, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Tennis: The Sporting Game Boy Monochrome Majigger

Tetris Attack on the Game Boy
September 5, 2021September 4, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Tetris Attack: Violent Version of Game Boy Tetris

MoroniCast podcast logo
September 4, 2021June 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

MoroniCast Episode #4: Mental Health at the Movies

Arctic Roll ice cream dessert
September 3, 2021September 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Arctic Roll: Freezing Dessert Threatens You With Hypothermia

The podium at the Spa 2001 grand prix
September 2, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Belgian Grand Prix 2001: Drama, Chaos, and Tragedy Averted

Pleasantville the 1998 film
September 1, 2021September 1, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Pleasantville: Pleasant Film About Liberation & Revolution

A dressed up couple holding champagne glasses at an event
August 31, 2021August 30, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why does the wife take 12 hours to get ready?”

The Rolling Stones album cover
August 30, 2021April 20, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Charlie Watts: Rolling Stones’ Steady as a Rock Drummer

Hoa the indie game
August 29, 2021May 7, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Hoa: Splendiferous Studio Ghibli Type Romp Has Epic Music

August 29, 2021August 29, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Valley Peaks: Cute FPS Mountaineering Thing With Frogs

Watching the Wheels autobiography by Damon Hill
August 28, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Watching the Wheels: My Autobiography by Damon Hill

Jam roly-poly served with custard
August 27, 2021August 28, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Jam Roly-Poly: Jolly Dessert That’s Good With Custard

Egor's Equity Release Emporium (and chippy)
August 26, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Egor’s Equity Release Emporium (& Chippy) [Sponsored Post]

Christine 2016 film with Rebecca Hall
August 25, 2021September 6, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Christine Chubbuck: The Humanising Biographical Drama

Pinocchio with his giant nose
August 24, 2021August 22, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “Is my nose hair problem life threatening?”

A combine harvester in a field
August 23, 2021August 22, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Combine Harvesters in the Office: Laws on Machines at Work

Olympic Summer Games on the Super Nintendo
August 22, 2021August 17, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Olympic Summer Games: Button Bashing Madness in the 16-Bit Era

Golf on the Game Boy
August 22, 2021August 22, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Golf: Game Boy Epic With Mario Hitting a Ball With a Stick

The Complete Stone Roses songs
August 21, 2021April 25, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Lost Stone Roses Demos: The Very Best Hidden Gems

Scrambled eggs with chives on top
August 20, 2021August 20, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Scrambled Eggs: Breakfast or Lunch Special Anyone Can Cook

Strange Simon's Sadistic Supermarket
August 19, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Strange Simon’s Sadistic Supermarket [Sponsored Post]

Eddie Izzard in Glorious
August 18, 2021January 23, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Glorious: Eddie Izzard’s Stand-Up Masterpiece

A woman on a date holding a coffee
August 17, 2021August 18, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “I need help with my post-lockdown dating life!”

An employee working in an office with a plant
August 16, 2021August 15, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Fake Plants at Work: Laws on Maintaining Spurious Organisms

Axiom Verge 2
August 15, 2021August 15, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Axiom Verge 2: Reality Defying Sequel is Here With Snow

Elli the indie game
August 15, 2021August 15, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Elli: Jolly Good Show of a Cute & Relaxing Adventure

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