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All the Saints in the Book of Hours by Jean Colombe
July 25, 2026July 25, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

All the Saints in the Book of Hours by Jean Colombe

Neighbors in the Tree jigsaw by Yetch Studio
July 18, 2026July 18, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Neighbors in the Tree Jigsaw by Simone Giertz 🌳🟨🧩🌲

Aliens the 1986 action movie
March 21, 2022March 17, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Aliens: “They mostly come at night… mostly” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Flappy Bird the indie mobile game
March 20, 2022March 20, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Flappy Bird: The Notorious Mobile Hit That Caused Total Controversy

Doodle Jump the mobile game
March 20, 2022March 20, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Doodle Jump: Where Oodles of Jumping Occurs

MoroniCast podcast logo
March 19, 2022March 18, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

MoroniCast Episode #10: Why Formula 1 is Good For You

Liquorice Allsorts packet
March 18, 2022March 17, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Liquorice Allsorts: Super Sweets That Define Childhoods

Doolally Doreen's Demented Data Processing
March 17, 2022March 17, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Doolally Doreen’s Demented Data Processing [Sponsored Post]

Will Wonka and the Chocolate Factory 1971 film
March 16, 2022March 16, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory: Sweets & Psychedelia

A kettle on a hob
March 15, 2022March 12, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Boiling the Kettle at Work: Laws on Correct Water Heating Etiqutte

Sandy the Sandwich naming algorithm
March 14, 2022March 12, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Sandy the Sandwich Naming Algorithm

Sega Bass Fishing on the Dreamcast
March 13, 2022March 13, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Sega Bass Fishing: Fishy Arcade Style Fast-Paced Romp

Virtual Fishing on the Virtual Boy
March 13, 2022March 13, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Virtual Fishing: Blood Red Virtual Boy Fishing Mediocrity

Murray the hamster in evil mode
March 12, 2022March 12, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Murray the Hamster: Q1 2022 Report Card & KPIs

Garibaldi Biscuits
March 11, 2022March 8, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Garibaldi Biscuits: This Flies’ Graveyard is a Tasty Snack

Berserk Barry's Bombastic Bin Collections
March 10, 2022March 10, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Berserk Barry’s Bombastic Bin Collections [Sponsored Post]

The Predator the 2018 film
March 9, 2022March 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Predator: It’s Not Quite as Disastrous as we Expected

Jam arranged in colourful jars
March 8, 2022March 6, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “How much is TOO much jam?”

A hippo in a lake with its mouth open
March 7, 2022March 6, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Hippopotamuses at Work: Giant Toothed Mammals Guide

FAR: Changing Tides the indie game
March 6, 2022March 6, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

FAR: Changing Tides: Magnificent Voyage Across the Rolling Seas

Gorogoa the indie game
March 6, 2022October 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Gorogoa: Artistic Puzzle Romp With Image Manipulation

The Marmite Cookbook by Paul Hartley
March 5, 2022March 6, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Marmite Cookbook by Paul Hartley

McVitie's Hobnob biscuits
March 4, 2022February 28, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Hobnob Biscuit: Iconic Jumbo Oats Biscuit For Tough People

Dave's Devious Dentist & Donkey Dealership
March 3, 2022March 1, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Dave’s Devious Dentist & Donkey Dealership [Sponsored Post]

Fitzcarraldo by Werner Herzog
March 2, 2022March 16, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Fitzcarraldo: Obsessive Tale of a Steamship and a Hill

A businessman explaining something at work
March 1, 2022February 28, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Mansplaining at Work: The Laws For Expounding Men & Hippos

An abandoned ship left in the countryside
February 28, 2022February 28, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband’s solution for everything is to abandon ship”

The Artful Escape
February 27, 2022February 27, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Artful Escape: Berserk Space Odyssey is a Visual Festival

OXENFREE the indie game
February 27, 2022February 27, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

OXENFREE: Paranormal Graphic Romp With Speech

A steel Japanese teapot
February 26, 2022February 26, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Japanese Teapot: Cast Iron Excellence in Support of Teaism

Angel Delight dessert
February 25, 2022March 1, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Angel Delight: Powdered Dessert For Working Class Scumbags

Buy Cement Now!
February 24, 2022February 24, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Buy Cement! Now! NOW!! NOW!!! [Sponsored Post]

Alien 3 the 1992 film
February 23, 2022February 22, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

ALIEN³: Studio Interference for Fincher’s First Feature Film

A packed out sandwich
February 22, 2022February 21, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband likes sandwiches more than me!”

Some random restaurants next to neon lights
February 21, 2022February 21, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Random Restaurants: Food Things to Consider (rate my plate!)

OneShot the indie game
February 20, 2022February 20, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

OneShot: Darkness, a Cat Thing, and Story-Driven Puzzles

Retro City Rampage
February 20, 2022February 20, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Retro City Rampage: Lots of Stuff to Retro Shoot

Professional Moron 10th Anniversary
February 19, 2022April 3, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

MoroniCast: Professional Moron’s 10th Anniversary Rampage!

Fireworks celebrating a major event
February 19, 2022February 19, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Professional Moron’s 10th Anniversary Celeb Tribute Special!

Professional Moron's 10th Anniversary
February 18, 2022February 19, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Professional Moron’s 10th Anniversary Special

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