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Cairn the rock climbing video game
February 8, 2026February 8, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Cairn: Enthralling Rock Climbing Thing With Sunsets 🗻

The Handmaiden film by Park Chan-wook
February 4, 2026February 4, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

The Handmaiden: A Tale of Chaotic Female Liberation 🏯

A hand with aggressive fingers picking a human nose
September 6, 2021September 4, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Flicking Bogeys at Work: Laws on Polite Workplace Nose Picking

Tennis on the Game Boy
September 5, 2021September 4, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Tennis: The Sporting Game Boy Monochrome Majigger

Tetris Attack on the Game Boy
September 5, 2021September 4, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Tetris Attack: Violent Version of Game Boy Tetris

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September 4, 2021June 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

MoroniCast Episode #4: Mental Health at the Movies

Arctic Roll ice cream dessert
September 3, 2021September 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Arctic Roll: Freezing Dessert Threatens You With Hypothermia

The podium at the Spa 2001 grand prix
September 2, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Belgian Grand Prix 2001: Drama, Chaos, and Tragedy Averted

Pleasantville the 1998 film
September 1, 2021September 1, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Pleasantville: Pleasant Film About Liberation & Revolution

A dressed up couple holding champagne glasses at an event
August 31, 2021August 30, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why does the wife take 12 hours to get ready?”

The Rolling Stones album cover
August 30, 2021April 20, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Charlie Watts: Rolling Stones’ Steady as a Rock Drummer

Hoa the indie game
August 29, 2021May 7, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Hoa: Splendiferous Studio Ghibli Type Romp Has Epic Music

August 29, 2021August 29, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Valley Peaks: Cute FPS Mountaineering Thing With Frogs

Watching the Wheels autobiography by Damon Hill
August 28, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Watching the Wheels: My Autobiography by Damon Hill

Jam roly-poly served with custard
August 27, 2021August 28, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Jam Roly-Poly: Jolly Dessert That’s Good With Custard

Egor's Equity Release Emporium (and chippy)
August 26, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Egor’s Equity Release Emporium (& Chippy) [Sponsored Post]

Christine 2016 film with Rebecca Hall
August 25, 2021September 6, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Christine Chubbuck: The Humanising Biographical Drama

Pinocchio with his giant nose
August 24, 2021August 22, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “Is my nose hair problem life threatening?”

A combine harvester in a field
August 23, 2021August 22, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Combine Harvesters in the Office: Laws on Machines at Work

Olympic Summer Games on the Super Nintendo
August 22, 2021August 17, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Olympic Summer Games: Button Bashing Madness in the 16-Bit Era

Golf on the Game Boy
August 22, 2021August 22, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Golf: Game Boy Epic With Mario Hitting a Ball With a Stick

The Complete Stone Roses songs
August 21, 2021April 25, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Lost Stone Roses Demos: The Very Best Hidden Gems

Scrambled eggs with chives on top
August 20, 2021August 20, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Scrambled Eggs: Breakfast or Lunch Special Anyone Can Cook

Strange Simon's Sadistic Supermarket
August 19, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Strange Simon’s Sadistic Supermarket [Sponsored Post]

Eddie Izzard in Glorious
August 18, 2021January 23, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Glorious: Eddie Izzard’s Stand-Up Masterpiece

A woman on a date holding a coffee
August 17, 2021August 18, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “I need help with my post-lockdown dating life!”

An employee working in an office with a plant
August 16, 2021August 15, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Fake Plants at Work: Laws on Maintaining Spurious Organisms

Axiom Verge 2
August 15, 2021August 15, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Axiom Verge 2: Reality Defying Sequel is Here With Snow

Elli the indie game
August 15, 2021August 15, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Elli: Jolly Good Show of a Cute & Relaxing Adventure

Jettatura by Théophile Gautier
August 14, 2021August 17, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Jettatura by Théophile Gautier

The Red Lorry, Yellow Lorry Tongue Twister Society
August 13, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Join the Red Lorry, Yellow Lorry Society [Sponsored Post]

A jar of Branston Pickle
August 12, 2021August 12, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Branston Pickle: The Shiver Me Timbers of a Chutney

Recorder: The Marion Stokes Project
August 11, 2021August 11, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Recorder: The Marion Stokes Project—Get Your VCR Ready

A woman holding her mouth after hiccuping
August 10, 2021August 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “How do I stop the hiccups?”

A giant metal safe blocking a room
August 9, 2021August 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Hiccup Room: The Belated Sequel to Panic Room (2002)

Jelly Boy on the Super Nintendo
August 8, 2021August 5, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Jelly Boy: Jelly-Based 2D Platformer With Malleability

Claymates on the Super Nintendo
August 8, 2021August 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Claymates: Another Malleable 2D SNES Platformer

MoroniCast podcast logo
August 7, 2021June 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

MoroniCast Episode #3: Comments About Online Commenting

Chicken nuggets with a small ramekin of BBQ sauce
August 6, 2021June 3, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

BBQ Sauce: Making US Barbecues Ultra-Saucy (Since Forever)

Demented Doreen's Disastrous Dating Department
August 5, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Demented Doreen’s Disastrous Dating Department [Sponsored Post]

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