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Cairn the rock climbing video game
February 8, 2026February 8, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Cairn: Enthralling Rock Climbing Thing With Sunsets 🗻

The Handmaiden film by Park Chan-wook
February 4, 2026February 4, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

The Handmaiden: A Tale of Chaotic Female Liberation 🏯

Man on Wire documentary
October 13, 2021October 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Man on Wire: The High-Wire Walk That Still Startles

Two glasses of red wine near to a fireplace
October 12, 2021October 10, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Recipe: Deep-Fried Red Wine (For the Oenophile in All of Us)

A cheerful cartoon Santa hugging a polar bear
October 11, 2021October 12, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Lurgy Outbreak Threatens Christmas!

Ninja JaJaMaru-kun for the NES
October 10, 2021November 6, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Ninja JaJaMaru-kun: Japan-Only Romp With Ninja Stuff

Fire 'n Ice on the NES
October 10, 2021October 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Fire ‘n Ice (Solomon’s Key 2): NES Romp With the Destruction of Fire

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October 9, 2021December 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

MoroniCast Episode #5: Explaining Video Games for Non-Gamers

Weird Wendy's Wild Wine Tasting Getaway
October 8, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Weird Wendy’s Wild Wine Tasting Getaway [Sponsored Post]

Deep-Fried Mars Bar
October 7, 2021October 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Deep-Fried Mars Bars: Scottish Chocolate Treat of Bad Health

Jason Becker Not Dead Yet documentary
October 6, 2021April 20, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Jason Becker: Not Dead Yet—Virtuoso Dude Defies the Odds

A drunk and hangover Santa asking for alcohol
October 5, 2021October 5, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: “Christmas is DEAD!”, Yells Santa in Statement

Gorgonzola cheese next to a pear
October 4, 2021October 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Gorgonzola at Work: Employment Laws on Veined Blue Cheese

Dancing Monster on the Commodore 64
October 3, 2021November 26, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Dancing Monster: The Gloriously Bizarre Commodore 64 Shimmy

October 3, 2021October 2, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Super Gran: Just Another Weird Commodore 64 Game, Really

The Stone Roses - Made of Stone art
October 2, 2021December 31, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Made of Stone: The Stone Roses’ Shamanic Masterpiece

The Cookie Monster holding cookies
October 1, 2021October 1, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

The Cookie Monster: Tribute to This Most Depraved Blue Being

September 30, 2021July 19, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Wigan Kebab: Pie Barm With Stodge and Northerness

Jaws 2 - Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...
September 29, 2021September 29, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Jaws 2: Decent Sequel to An All-Time Classic Movie Thing

A woman admiring her lipstick in a mirror
September 28, 2021September 28, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why is my wife addicted to wearing lipstick?”

An empty business meeting room
September 27, 2021September 30, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

How to Ensure Hard Work at Work For a Hardworking Workforce

The Chernobyl Sarcophagus Memorial next to the Chernobyl Power Plant in Ukraine
September 25, 2021September 25, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Chernobyl and Pripyat: Visiting Ukraine’s Exclusion Zone

Kiev in Ukraine with city centre architecture
September 24, 2021September 24, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

How to Say Really Silly Things in Ukraine

Carrs Pasties with a pasty barm
September 23, 2021September 23, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Pasty Barm: Stodge Happy Bolton Delicacy is Food

Michael Schumacher Netflix documentary
September 22, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Schumacher: Thoughtful Documentary on F1 Legend’s Life

A tuna sandwich
September 21, 2021November 4, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Tuna in the Workplace: Laws on Business, Fish, and Smells

A woman with purple hair doing chat up lines on a phone
September 20, 2021September 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “What are the best chat up lines to use on men?”

Toodee and Topdee
September 19, 2021September 19, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Toodee and Topdee: Clever Cosmic Disturbance of a Platformer

The Book of Barely Imagined Beings: A 21st Century Bestiary by Caspar Henderson
September 18, 2021September 19, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

The Book of Barely Imagined Beings by Caspar Henderson

Bread sauce
September 17, 2021September 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Bread Sauce: Do You Want Some MORE Bread With That, Mate?

Ted's Terrible Tents
September 16, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Ted’s Terrible Tents Ltd. [Sponsored Post]

Searching for Sugar Man
September 15, 2021April 20, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Searching For Sugar Man: Uplifting Tale of Sixto Rodriguez

A toy soldier holding a bazooka
September 14, 2021September 4, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: The Bazooka Cake (tasty & explosive)

A woman posing and doing duck lips
September 13, 2021September 4, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “How do I STOP doing duck lips photo poses!?”

The Last Campfire
September 12, 2021September 6, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

The Last Campfire: Brooding Cutesy Puzzler is Goodness

Digitiser Live
September 11, 2021September 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Digitiser Live 2021: All Hail to the Surreal Event of Excellence

The Forme of Cury book
September 10, 2021September 4, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

The Forme of Cury: England’s First (and most glorious) Cookbook

Buy our pies
September 9, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Portly Paul’s Pathetic Pie Shop [Sponsored Post]

ZZZap! the TV show
September 8, 2021August 23, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

ZZZap! Slapstick Sentient Comic Book Kid’s TV Show

An upset girlfriend sitting on some autumn leaves
September 7, 2021September 4, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why is my girlfriend always upset but says she’s not?”

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