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Barry Lyndon the Stanley Kubrick film from 1975
January 2, 2026January 2, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Barry Lyndon: Stanley Kubrick’s Period Drama Masterpiece 🤴

Why I Continue to Blog - an essay
January 1, 2026January 3, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Why I Keep Blogging in the Era of SOCIAL MEDIA ✍️

A Bearded Reedling - panurus biarmicus
December 17, 2019December 5, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Bearded Reedling: Yet Another Awesome Feathered Friend

Winter Wonderlad
December 16, 2019March 6, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Bone-Crunching Accidents & Online Dating

39 Days to Mars
December 15, 2019January 17, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

39 Days to Mars: Spiffing Space Steampunk Puzzler

Starman the game
December 15, 2019February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Starman: Eye-Catching Puzzle Game in Space

Notes from Underground by Fyodor Dostoyevsky
December 14, 2019February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Notes from Underground by Fyodor Dostoyevsky

Brexit and the EU
December 14, 2019February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: The UK Enters a New Era (of crap)

Pitcairn Island
December 13, 2019April 7, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Pitcairn Island: Live the Dream in Paradise?

A football crowd at a match one beautiful evening
December 12, 2019December 12, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband is a football hooligan!”

December 11, 2019September 5, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Hitler: The Rise of Evil—Excellent Historical Mini-Series

The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion
December 10, 2019February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion’s AI is a Beautiful Thing

Christmas gifts in multicoloured boxes
December 9, 2019December 31, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Terrifying Stocking Fillers & Santa Joins Instagram!

Enter the Gungeon
December 8, 2019February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Enter the Gungeon: Riveting Bullet Hell Roguelike Fun

Sega Worldwide Soccer Euro 2000 Edition
December 8, 2019December 27, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Sega Worldwide Soccer Euro 2000 Edition: The Bizarre Dreamcast Footballer

Strange Weather in Tokyo by Hiromi Kawakami
December 7, 2019February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Strange Weather in Tokyo by Hiromi Kawakami

Vote with hands reaching out to it
December 6, 2019February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

General Election 2019: Professional Moron’s Guide to English Politics

Blogging on WordPress
December 5, 2019February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Professional Moron Questions… Answered! From Extra Life

Disciplinary hearing
December 4, 2019December 3, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My boss has called me to a disciplinary meeting!”

Oliver Twist film poster
December 3, 2019November 25, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Oliver Twist: “Please, sir, I want some more” Quote Off!

Let it snow!
December 2, 2019December 2, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Ho, Ho, Ho! Lots of Snow & Swearing!

Super Mario RPG
December 1, 2019February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars—A SNES Cult Classic

Joe and Mac 2: Lost in the Tropics
December 1, 2019February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Joe & Mac 2: Lost in the Tropics—Generic Platformer for the SNES

Pixelophonia
November 30, 2019April 20, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Pixelophonia: Tribute to the Amazing Symphonic Orchestra

Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back
November 29, 2019November 25, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Star Wars: “Never tell me the odds!” Quote Off Extravaganza!

A crocodile lying beside a pond
November 28, 2019November 28, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband bought our son a pet crocodile!”

Valkyrie with Tom Cruise
November 27, 2019March 13, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Valkyrie: The Underrated WWII Historical Drama

On White II by Vassily Kandinsky
November 26, 2019October 12, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

On White II: Wassily Kandinsky & Synesthesia (hearing colours)

Season's Greetings Christmas card with polar bears
November 25, 2019November 26, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Father Christmas Engages Nice Mode

Metroid on the NES
November 24, 2019May 24, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Metroid: It’s the Landmark NES Sci-Fi Classic

Half Life :Alyx
November 24, 2019February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Half-Life: Alyx—Oh My Holy Cow!

Bear and Wolf by Daniel Salmieri
November 23, 2019February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Bear and Wolf by Daniel Salmieri

Super Mario Kart on the SNES
November 22, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Mike Matei & Super Mario Kart—F1 Tracks Hack Amusement

Kindergarten Cop with Arnold Schwarzenegger
November 21, 2019February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Kindergarten Cop: “I’m a cop, you idiot!” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Kindergarten Cop
November 20, 2019February 25, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Kindergarten Cop: Shut Up! It’s a Fun-Loving Schwarzenegger Romp

The Stone Roses Waterfall single
November 19, 2019January 19, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Waterfall: Exploring The Stone Roses’ Masterpiece Track

YouTube Christmas Santa stream
November 18, 2019November 18, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: YouTube Live Streaming Chaos & A Day Off

California Games on the Commoddore 64
November 17, 2019January 12, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

California Games: Confusing Sports Game With Sharks & Hacky Sacks

Virtua Athlete 2K
November 17, 2019November 17, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Virtua Athlete 2000: Oddball Dreamcast Track & Field Romp

After Dark by Haruki Murakami
November 16, 2019February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

After Dark by Haruki Murakami

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