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Barry Lyndon the Stanley Kubrick film from 1975
January 2, 2026January 2, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Barry Lyndon: Stanley Kubrick’s Period Drama Masterpiece 🤴

Why I Continue to Blog - an essay
January 1, 2026January 3, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Why I Keep Blogging in the Era of SOCIAL MEDIA ✍️

Pilotwings on the SNES
October 13, 2019November 25, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Pilotwings: Showboating Mode 7 SNES Whoosh

What About Me
October 12, 2019April 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

What About Me? The Struggle For Identity in a Market-Based Society by Paul Verhaeghe

A toilet with a red background of tiles
October 11, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Bogpipes (a bigger hygiene risk than bagpipes)

A softboi man
October 10, 2019February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Softbois: Examining This Man Bloke Dating Phenomena

Star Wars: The Phantom Menace
October 9, 2019November 17, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace – Yep, This Again

Christmas balls
October 8, 2019October 8, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: UN Interference and a New Nuclear Age

Ginger Baker drumming
October 7, 2019April 20, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Ginger Baker: Tribute to a Drummer Extraordinaire

The Legend of Zelda Link's Awakening Remake
October 6, 2019February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Legend of Zelda: Link’s Awakening Remake – Yes!

The Legend of Zelda on the NES
October 6, 2019July 23, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

The Legend of Zelda: NES Classic That Started it All

The Collected Schizophrenias by Esmé Weijun Wang
October 5, 2019October 6, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The Collected Schizophrenias by Esmé Weijun Wang

Graham Chapman in Life of Brian
October 4, 2019December 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Graham Chapman: Remembering the Monty Python Star

Rugby players playing rugby on a grass pitch
October 3, 2019October 3, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My flirting strategy keeps landing me in jail!”

Star Wars: The Phantom Menace
October 2, 2019February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Star Wars: Phantom Menace: “Hold me, like you did by the lake on Naboo” Quote Off!

Santa Claus in red
October 1, 2019October 1, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Agadoo, Ice, Dead Elves, & Celeb Journos

Jaki Liebezeit and Can
September 30, 2019July 18, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Can’s Oh Yeah and Jaki Liebezeit’s Drumming Masterclass

Ori and the Blind Forest on the Nintendo Switch
September 29, 2019March 15, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Ori and the Blind Forest: Indie Masterpiece is on the Switch

Mario Kart Tour
September 29, 2019February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Mario Kart Tour: Karting Fun On Your Smartphone

Mort by Terry Pratchett
September 28, 2019March 11, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Mort by Terry Pratchett

A cockatoo
September 27, 2019February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Cockatoos: Quirky Sorts With an Anarchic Streak

Nurburgring 1999 and Stewart
September 26, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

F1 Nurburgring 1999: 20th Anniversary of Dramatic Epic

Independence Day
September 25, 2019February 24, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Independence Day: Daft Sci-Fi Gem With Goldblum & Smith

Baked beans
September 24, 2019November 27, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

How Are Baked Beans Made?

Santa Claus
September 23, 2019September 23, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Claus Column: When Santa Got Stuck In the Toilet

Untitled Goose Game
September 22, 2019February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Untitled Goose Game: Terrorise a Peaceful Village in Charming Romp

Little Misfortune
September 22, 2019February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Little Misfortune: Macabre & Fun Interactive Story

The Human Magnet Syndrome - The Codependent Narcissist Trap by Ross Rosenberg
September 21, 2019December 16, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

The Human Magnet Syndrome: The Codependent Narcissist Trap by Ross Rosenberg

Vivera Veggie Steak
September 20, 2019February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Vivera Veggie Steak: A Tasty Vegan Thing From Holland

Roter sand
September 19, 2019October 12, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Star Wars The Phantom Menace: “I don’t like sand” Quote Off!

Guest House Paradiso
September 18, 2019April 11, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Guest House Paradiso: 20th Anniversary of Bottom Adaptation

Patsy Stone
September 17, 2019September 17, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Patsy Stone: A Tribute to a Classy Lady

An elf
September 16, 2019September 16, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Claus Column: Hiring James the Janitor & “Some” Elves

Celeste DLC for chapter 9
September 15, 2019March 8, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Celeste: Chapter 9 Launches on Mental Health Masterpiece

Muramasa Demon Blade
September 15, 2019February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Muramasa: Demon Blade – Obscure Wii Platformer’s 10th Anniversary

September 14, 2019September 14, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Katsushika Hokusai: The Great Wave off Kanagawa

Peeking from behind some blinds at the sun
September 13, 2019September 9, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: Peeky Blinds (better than Peaky Blinders)

Romantic chocolates of love
September 12, 2019January 20, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “How do I make romantic gestures to my woman?”

Gorillas in the Mist
September 11, 2019September 11, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Gorillas In The Mist: Engaging Weaver Drama With a Message

A janitor mopping the floor
September 10, 2019September 11, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Job Spec: Janitor for Santa Claus (North Pole)

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