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Barry Lyndon the Stanley Kubrick film from 1975
January 2, 2026January 2, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Barry Lyndon: Stanley Kubrick’s Period Drama Masterpiece 🤴

Why I Continue to Blog - an essay
January 1, 2026January 3, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Why I Keep Blogging in the Era of SOCIAL MEDIA ✍️

The Worst Journey in the World by Apsley-Cherry Garrard
August 25, 2018January 16, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Worst Journey in the World by Apsley Cherry-Garrard

Hummus
August 24, 2018August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

FAQs: What is Houmous, Why Is It Mushy, & What Do I Do With It?

An escalator
August 23, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Escalacalculator (all-in-one mathematics & movement)

August 22, 2018October 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Jupiter: The Artistic Enormity of a Miraculous Gas Giant

Solar system planets
August 21, 2018August 11, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

8 Planets Renamed (for the better) From Our Solar System

Men
August 20, 2018August 20, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I’m dating 7 men at once… which one do I pick?!”

Dead Cells
August 19, 2018April 27, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Dead Cells: It’s Here & It’s Not Dead

Riptide GP
August 19, 2018May 26, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Riptide GP: Strangely Compelling Sci-Fi Wave Racer

Ferdinand Magellan Over The Edge of the World
August 18, 2018January 23, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Over the Edge of the World by Laurence Bergreen

Hospital
August 17, 2018August 20, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

TV Shows That Never Were: Err (Better Than ER & More Accessible)

Burning
August 16, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Burnalism (journalism, but with more flames)

Raging Bull
August 15, 2018January 23, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Raging Bull: Scorsese Classic Will Still Punch Your Head In

Business
August 14, 2018August 14, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

FAQs: What’s business, how do I do it, and when will I be a billionaire?

Soap crunching
August 13, 2018August 13, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Soap Crunching: In Praise Of Scrunching Up Cleaning Products

Ōkami HD
August 12, 2018October 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Ōkami: Artistic Classic Swipes Onto the Switch

The Lost Generation
August 11, 2018November 4, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

The Lost Generation by David Tremayne

Michael Schumacher driving a broken Ferrari at Spa in 1998
August 10, 2018November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

F1 – Spa 1998: 20 Years On From The Race Of All Races

Posthoumous
August 10, 2018October 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Short Story: Posthoumous – A Dystopian Houmous Affair

Blade in a field
August 9, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Maramablade (a marmalade blade)

Cat Cafe Manchester
August 8, 2018March 1, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Cat Café Manchester: Cats, Tea, Cake, Cats, and Cats

The Sun
August 7, 2018April 8, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

FAQs: The Sun Is Great, But Please Teach Me More About It

Men and women dating
August 6, 2018August 3, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “There’s, like, this guy I like! How do I, like, ask him out?!”

The Legend of Zelda - Ocarina of Time
August 5, 2018December 31, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time is a Masterpiece

Golden Axe
August 5, 2018December 31, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Golden Axe: Sega’s Fantastical Button Masher Remembered

Shell Shock: The Psychological Impact of War by Wendy Holden
August 4, 2018January 23, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Shell Shock: The Psychological Impact of War by Wendy Holden

Citizen Kane
August 3, 2018July 28, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Citizen Kane: “Rosebud” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Water
August 2, 2018July 28, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

FAQs: What Is Water & Do We Really Need To Drink It?

SandSation
August 1, 2018July 27, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

SandSation: In Praise of Malleable Kinetic Sand

Carpet
July 31, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Carpet Pan (all-in-one cooking carpet!)

Shut Up
July 30, 2018July 29, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

15 Films Ruined By Adding “Shut Up” Into The Title

Semblance
July 29, 2018July 29, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Semblance: Adorable & Bendy Take On 2D Platformers

The Years by Annie Ernaux
July 28, 2018August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Years by Annie Ernaux

Peas
July 27, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Peaboard (better than a keyboard)

July 26, 2018August 25, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Lemon Dribble Cake (miles better than drizzle)

Saving Private Ryan
July 25, 2018August 5, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Saving Private Ryan: 20th Anniversary Retrospective

Ice cream van
July 24, 2018July 22, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Man Drives Ice Cream Van Off Cliff In Lancashire To “Prove A Point”

Sneeze
July 23, 2018April 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

FAQs: What is Sneezing and is it Dangerous?

Factorio
July 22, 2018February 13, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Factorio: Hypnotic Real-Time Industrialisation Strategy Stuff

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