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Barry Lyndon the Stanley Kubrick film from 1975
January 2, 2026January 2, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Barry Lyndon: Stanley Kubrick’s Period Drama Masterpiece 🤴

Why I Continue to Blog - an essay
January 1, 2026January 3, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Why I Keep Blogging in the Era of SOCIAL MEDIA ✍️

Rowing boat on water
May 18, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Rowbot (a robot for rowing you to work)

Tattoos
May 17, 2018May 13, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! Me missus wants me to tattoo her name into me forehead!”

Network film
May 16, 2018April 20, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Network: Prescient Satire on the Media Circus & Sensationalism

Socks
May 15, 2018May 13, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Sockiology: Researching the Role of Socks in Human Society

Mount Everest
May 14, 2018April 13, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

How to Climb Mount Everest (Your Official, Moronic Survival Guide)

An Evening With Claire by Gaito Gazdanov
May 13, 2018January 17, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

An Evening With Claire by Gaito Gazdanov

Minit
May 12, 2018May 12, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Minit: 60 Second Sprees of Indie Game Excellence

Divorce
May 11, 2018May 11, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I divorce my girlfriend?!”

Bathtub
May 10, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Wall Bath (a bath in a wall)

Buster Keaton
May 9, 2018April 23, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Buster Keaton: Tribute to a King of Silent Comedy

May 8, 2018April 8, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Taxi Driver: “You talkin’ to me?” Quote Off Extravaganza

Mushrooms
May 7, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Mushbroom (a mushroom sweep)

Chuchel
May 6, 2018April 18, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Chuchel: Adorable Indie Adventure For a Delicious Cherry

Donkey Kong Country - Tropical Freeze on the Nintendo Switch
May 6, 2018April 28, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze—It’s On The Switch

Slaughterhouse Five by Kurt Vonnegut
May 5, 2018March 26, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Slaughterhouse-Five by Kurt Vonnegut

May 4, 2018May 4, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

The Great Wall of China (Graffiti Excellence in Canada)

Sugar
May 4, 2018May 3, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! What’s a sugar daddy and do I need one?”

Balaclava wearing thief
May 3, 2018April 8, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: The Balaclava Baklava (fashion & food in one)

The Illusionist - Sylvain Chomet
May 2, 2018January 12, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Illusionist: Chomet’s Magical Animated Masterpiece

A sulking child
May 1, 2018November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Take it with a pinch of sulk

Pop music performance
April 30, 2018March 27, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

8 Classic Pop Songs Ruined By Making the Titles Too Descriptive

Shenmue
April 29, 2018July 7, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Shenmue: Remembering the Hyped Up Dreamcast Legend

Sunshine Blogger Award
April 29, 2018April 29, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

The Sunshine Blogger Award Challenge… Thing

The Great Wall of China
April 28, 2018October 30, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Great Wall of China by Franz Kafka

Predator
April 27, 2018April 8, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Predator: “Get to the chopper!” Quote Off Extravaganza

A street
April 26, 2018June 7, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: Moronation Street

The Triplets of Belleville
April 25, 2018January 2, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The Triplets of Belleville: Unique French Animation With a Cool Dog

Letter writing
April 24, 2018August 18, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

How to Write a Threatening Letter

Romance
April 23, 2018April 8, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

15 Romantic Comedies Ruined By Adding “Sneeze” Into The Title

Cave Story+
April 22, 2018February 1, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Cave Story+: Landmark Indie Platformer is Groovy on the Switch

Sapiens: A Brief History of Humankind by Yuval Noah Harari
April 21, 2018January 9, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Sapiens: A Brief History of Humankind by Yuval Noah Harari

Kids and a pet
April 20, 2018April 20, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! Should me and my girlfriend have kids or pets?!”

The Graduate
April 19, 2018April 19, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

The Graduate: “Mrs. Robinson, you’re trying to seduce me. Aren’t you?” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Full Metal Jacket
April 18, 2018February 24, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Full Metal Jacket: Kubrick’s Thoughtfully Profane War Classic

Phoebe Buffay
April 17, 2018March 19, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of Phoebe From Friends

Sink
April 16, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Sink Shower (for personal hygiene and doing the dishes!)

Superman 64
April 15, 2018August 11, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Superman 64: Celebrating the Terrible N64 Cult Classic

Death by Julian Barnes
April 14, 2018March 11, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Death by Julian Barnes (Vintage Minis)

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