Mariel of Redwall by Brian Jacques
Exclusive Invention: Kneeball (much better than football)
Agony Aunt: “HELP! Me bird hates me gansgta slang aiiiiiiie”
Blue Velvet: Depraved Classic is Still Depraved (and a classic)
Great Sayings Revisited: Service with a missile
Exclusive Recipe: Bleach on Toast (better than beans on toast)
The Sound of the Mountain by Yosunari Kawabata
Exclusive Recipe: Flavourless Ice Cream
Agony Aunt: “My boyfriend wants to donate his kidneys to charity!”
The Truman Show: Cheerfully Frightening Sci-Fi Satire Nears 20
Exclusive Recipe & Invention: Rhubarbed Wire (like barbed wire, but tastier)
Great TV Shows That Never Were: Stronger Things (better than Stranger Things)
Alto’s Odyssey: Beautiful Endless Smartphone Sandboarding Odyssey
Exclusive Invention: Refbridgerators (bridges made out of old refrigerators)
Exclusive Invention: Gust Posting (like guest posting, but windier)
The Death of Stalin: Inspired Black Comedy With Lots of Stalin
Exclusive Invention: Photograpurrs (cat photographers)
In Praise of Ampersands (the logogram &)
Turok Dinosaur Hunter: Foggy N64 FPS Dino Romp
The Hearing Trumpet by Leonora Carrington
Agony Aunt: “HELP! I’m a nice guy but no bird will go out with me!”
Exclusive Invention: Porbridge (a bridge made out of porridge?)
Assam Tea with Vanilla: The Greatest Tea Tragedy of Our Time!
Blackadder II: Machiavellian British Comedy That’s Still Genius
How to Get Married (our official, unbeatable guide to marriage!)
Yoshi’s Story: Disgustingly Cute N64 Romp That’s a Cult Classic
God Bless You, Dr. Kevorkian by Kurt Vonnegut
Agony Aunt: “HELP! I think my girlfriend is pregnant!”
Exclusive Recipe: Choco-Late (chocolate you give to someone when you’re late)
In The Loop: Foul Mouthed Political Satire That Made Politics Cool
Exclusive Recipe: Lasagneigh (lasagne made by horses)
Exclusive Recipe: Paint au Chocolat (better than pain au chocolat)
Blast Corps: Explosive N64 Action! BOOM!
Regarding the Pain of Others by Susan Sontag
Exclusive Invention: Credit sore (like a credit score, but itchier)
Exclusive Invention: Towls (towels for owls)
Mary and Max: Witty Claymation Championing Good Mental Health
