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Korngold's Violin Concerto in D major Op. 35
February 12, 2026February 13, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Korngold’s Violin Concerto: Hidden History and Cinematic Influences 🎻

Cairn the rock climbing video game
February 8, 2026February 8, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Cairn: Enthralling Rock Climbing Thing With Sunsets 🗻

Mariel of Redwall by Brian Jacques
March 31, 2018January 23, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Mariel of Redwall by Brian Jacques

Football
March 30, 2018May 6, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Kneeball (much better than football)

English language
March 29, 2018March 29, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! Me bird hates me gansgta slang aiiiiiiie”

Blue Velvet
March 28, 2018January 17, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Blue Velvet: Depraved Classic is Still Depraved (and a classic)

Missiles
March 27, 2018November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Service with a missile

Bleach
March 26, 2018March 26, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Bleach on Toast (better than beans on toast)

The Sound of the Mountain by Yasunari Kawabata
March 24, 2018January 23, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The Sound of the Mountain by Yosunari Kawabata

Ice cream
March 23, 2018April 8, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Flavourless Ice Cream

March 22, 2018March 22, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My boyfriend wants to donate his kidneys to charity!”

The Truman Show
March 21, 2018September 7, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The Truman Show: Cheerfully Frightening Sci-Fi Satire Nears 20

Barbed wire
March 20, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe & Invention: Rhubarbed Wire (like barbed wire, but tastier)

Weight lifting
March 19, 2018March 19, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: Stronger Things (better than Stranger Things)

Alto's Odyssey
March 18, 2018April 11, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Alto’s Odyssey: Beautiful Endless Smartphone Sandboarding Odyssey

Bridge
March 16, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Refbridgerators (bridges made out of old refrigerators)

Wind turbines in a sunset creating gusts
March 15, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Gust Posting (like guest posting, but windier)

The Death of Stalin
March 14, 2018January 20, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The Death of Stalin: Inspired Black Comedy With Lots of Stalin

Cat photographer
March 13, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Photograpurrs (cat photographers)

Ampersand
March 12, 2018March 11, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of Ampersands (the logogram &)

Turok: Dinosaur Hunter
March 11, 2018April 5, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Turok Dinosaur Hunter: Foggy N64 FPS Dino Romp

Leonara Carrington - The Hearing Trumpet
March 10, 2018October 28, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The Hearing Trumpet by Leonora Carrington

Man
March 9, 2018March 8, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I’m a nice guy but no bird will go out with me!”

Bridge
March 8, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Porbridge (a bridge made out of porridge?)

Assam Tea with Vanilla
March 7, 2018August 6, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Assam Tea with Vanilla: The Greatest Tea Tragedy of Our Time!

Blackadder II
March 6, 2018July 29, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Blackadder II: Machiavellian British Comedy That’s Still Genius

Marriage
March 5, 2018January 7, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

How to Get Married (our official, unbeatable guide to marriage!)

Yoshi's Story
March 4, 2018April 19, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Yoshi’s Story: Disgustingly Cute N64 Romp That’s a Cult Classic

God Bless Your, Dr. Kevorkian
March 3, 2018February 1, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

God Bless You, Dr. Kevorkian by Kurt Vonnegut

Fatherhood
March 2, 2018March 3, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I think my girlfriend is pregnant!”

Chocolate
March 1, 2018March 1, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Choco-Late (chocolate you give to someone when you’re late)

In The Loop
February 28, 2018August 5, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

In The Loop: Foul Mouthed Political Satire That Made Politics Cool

Horse
February 27, 2018February 26, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Lasagneigh (lasagne made by horses)

Paint
February 26, 2018February 25, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Paint au Chocolat (better than pain au chocolat)

Blast Corps - Rare on the N64
February 25, 2018December 5, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Blast Corps: Explosive N64 Action! BOOM!

Susan Sontag - Regarding the Pain of Others
February 24, 2018November 28, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Regarding the Pain of Others by Susan Sontag

Credit score
February 23, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Credit sore (like a credit score, but itchier)

Owl
February 22, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Towls (towels for owls)

Mary and Max
February 21, 2018April 2, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Mary and Max: Witty Claymation Championing Good Mental Health

Morbo
February 20, 2018April 1, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of Morbo from Futurama

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