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Korngold's Violin Concerto in D major Op. 35
February 12, 2026February 13, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Korngold’s Violin Concerto: Hidden History and Cinematic Influences 🎻

Cairn the rock climbing video game
February 8, 2026February 8, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Cairn: Enthralling Rock Climbing Thing With Sunsets 🗻

Donkey Kong Country - Tropical Freeze on the Nintendo Switch
May 6, 2018April 28, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze—It’s On The Switch

Slaughterhouse Five by Kurt Vonnegut
May 5, 2018March 26, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Slaughterhouse-Five by Kurt Vonnegut

May 4, 2018May 4, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

The Great Wall of China (Graffiti Excellence in Canada)

Sugar
May 4, 2018May 3, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! What’s a sugar daddy and do I need one?”

Balaclava wearing thief
May 3, 2018April 8, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: The Balaclava Baklava (fashion & food in one)

The Illusionist - Sylvain Chomet
May 2, 2018January 12, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Illusionist: Chomet’s Magical Animated Masterpiece

A sulking child
May 1, 2018November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Take it with a pinch of sulk

Pop music performance
April 30, 2018March 27, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

8 Classic Pop Songs Ruined By Making the Titles Too Descriptive

Shenmue
April 29, 2018July 7, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Shenmue: Remembering the Hyped Up Dreamcast Legend

Sunshine Blogger Award
April 29, 2018April 29, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

The Sunshine Blogger Award Challenge… Thing

The Great Wall of China
April 28, 2018October 30, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Great Wall of China by Franz Kafka

Predator
April 27, 2018April 8, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Predator: “Get to the chopper!” Quote Off Extravaganza

A street
April 26, 2018June 7, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: Moronation Street

The Triplets of Belleville
April 25, 2018January 2, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The Triplets of Belleville: Unique French Animation With a Cool Dog

Letter writing
April 24, 2018August 18, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

How to Write a Threatening Letter

Romance
April 23, 2018April 8, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

15 Romantic Comedies Ruined By Adding “Sneeze” Into The Title

Cave Story+
April 22, 2018February 1, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Cave Story+: Landmark Indie Platformer is Groovy on the Switch

Sapiens: A Brief History of Humankind by Yuval Noah Harari
April 21, 2018January 9, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Sapiens: A Brief History of Humankind by Yuval Noah Harari

Kids and a pet
April 20, 2018April 20, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! Should me and my girlfriend have kids or pets?!”

The Graduate
April 19, 2018April 19, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

The Graduate: “Mrs. Robinson, you’re trying to seduce me. Aren’t you?” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Full Metal Jacket
April 18, 2018February 24, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Full Metal Jacket: Kubrick’s Thoughtfully Profane War Classic

Phoebe Buffay
April 17, 2018March 19, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of Phoebe From Friends

Sink
April 16, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Sink Shower (for personal hygiene and doing the dishes!)

Superman 64
April 15, 2018August 11, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Superman 64: Celebrating the Terrible N64 Cult Classic

Death by Julian Barnes
April 14, 2018March 11, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Death by Julian Barnes (Vintage Minis)

Goldfinger
April 13, 2018October 31, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Goldfinger: “A martini. Shaken, not stirred.” Quote Off Extravaganza

Swearing
April 12, 2018April 11, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

10 New Swear Words To Use With Serious Pride

Fantastic Mr. Fox by Wes Anderson
April 11, 2018July 20, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Fantastic Mr. Fox: Wes Anderson’s Charming Animation Thing

Mustard
April 10, 2018April 9, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Mustard Soup

Philomena Cunk
April 9, 2018October 29, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Philomena Cunk: Making Stupidity Funny Again

In Praise of Shadows
April 8, 2018April 8, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Jun’ichirō Tanizaki: In Praise of Shadows

The Good, the Bad, and the Multiplex by Mark Kermode
April 7, 2018April 11, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Two of Mark Kermode’s Film Books Reviewed

Bouncer
April 6, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Bouncer Castle (a bouncy castle for bouncers)

Hill
April 5, 2018April 5, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: Hillhanger (Cliffhanger spinoff)

Dog Day Afternoon
April 4, 2018September 12, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Dog Day Afternoon: Classic Tale of a Bank Heist Gone Weirdly Wrong

Potato being peeled
April 3, 2018April 3, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Potato Au Grating (now with extra “grated” potato)

Jackhammer
April 2, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: Jackstammer (jackhammer for stammerers)

Digitiser 2000 the show
April 2, 2018September 27, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Digitiser: At One With Teletext’s Anarchic, Classic Video Game Mag

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