Bloodchild by Octavia Butler
Exclusive Invention: Floppy Desks (made from floppy disks)
Great TV Shows That Never Were: Braking Bad
Titanic: 20th Anniversary Review
Exclusive Recipe: Christmas Donner Kebab
Santa Column: Introducing Santa’s Official Twitter Account!
On Anarchism by Noam Chomsky
Super Mario Odyssey: Another Brilliant Mario Adventure
Exclusive Invention: Skyscoopers (better than skyscrapers)
Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I stop my girlfriend taking selfies?”
Santa Column: Candid Santa in His Most Revealing Interview Yet!
Steve the Hamster: 2017 Progress & KPI Report
Midnight Cowboy: “I’m walking here!” Quote Off Extravaganza!
The Dice Man by Luke Rhineheart
Exclusive Recipe: Ice Cream, Butter, and Crisps Smoothie
How Hairdressers Can Improve the Haircut Experience
Exclusive Santa Column: The Great Barbie Doll Christmas Push!
Breaking News: Storm Brian Batters UK as Citizens Demand Better Storm Names
Great Films That Never Were: American Snipper
Jettomero: Save the Universe as a Lovably Clumsy Robot
The Prophet by Kahil Gibran
Blade Runner 2049: Yes, we did a review…
Invention: The Remote Constroll (a remote control for strolling)
Watership Down: The Most Terrifying Animated Film Ever
10 Brilliant New Words and What They Mean
Brown Bread vs White Bread: Which is Best?
Short Story: The Cigarettes
The Complete Cosmicomics by Italo Calvino
Agony Aunt: “HELP! Can you give me speed dating advice?”
How to Use a Parting Phrase (Goodbye, Farewell, Get Lost etc.)
Exclusive Santa Column: Take a Tour of Santa’s Factory
Exclusive Recipe: Mashed Potato Milkshake!
Exclusive Invention: The Scarf Wig
The Diary of Anne Frank
Half-Life 2 (2004)
Exclusive Santa Claus Column: A Day in the Life of Santa
Exclusive Invention: The Telephone Razorblade (shave as you call!)
