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Tag: dating

The best gift ideas for husbands
November 27, 2023November 28, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “What are the best gift ideas for my husband?” 🎁

Goatees are wrong
November 6, 2023November 5, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “WTF! My wife says my GOATEE is STUPID!!” 🧔‍♂️🤬

Men farting in bed
October 23, 2023October 21, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My boyfriend lets rip in bed dilemma!” 🛏️🦨

Is dating hot men only a good idea
October 9, 2023October 9, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Is dating guys just cos they’re hot a bad idea?”

Annie Hall the 1977 Woody Allen film
September 6, 2023September 6, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Annie Hall: Woody Allen’s Take on the Absurdity of Love

A man being slapped for leering at a woman
September 4, 2023September 2, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Is it OK to slap a man for being a jerk?”

SLAP! The online dating app about slapping jerk men
August 31, 2023August 31, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

SLAP! The Dating App That Punishes Jerks [Sponsored Post]

A man using the face with tears of joy - laughing crying emoji - to troll
August 28, 2023August 28, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why do guys overuse the laughing crying emoji?” 😂😂😂😂

The floordrobe where men leave their clothes on the floor
August 14, 2023August 11, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My man’s FLOORDROBE habit is gross!”

Men who text only one word responses in online dating
July 24, 2023July 24, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why do men on dating sites say nothing!?”

The annoyance of men playing with women's hair
July 17, 2023July 17, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why does my boyfriend play with my hair!?”

ROD the dating app for fishermen
June 22, 2023June 22, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

ROD: Fishing & Flirting App for Fishermen [Sponsored Post]

A woman being forced to carry her boyfriend's things
June 19, 2023June 20, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Should I REFUSE to carry my boyfriend’s stuff?”

A man refusing to take directions from his girlfriend
June 6, 2023June 6, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband refuses to ask for directions”

A couple being love bombed by bombs
May 22, 2023May 22, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband takes ‘love bombing’ literally…”

An older woman with food stuck in her teeth on a date
April 17, 2023April 15, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Spinach keeps getting stuck in my teeth on dates!”

Master body language to date women
April 10, 2023April 11, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “What’s good body language in dating, mate?”

When your husband turns into a zombie
April 4, 2023April 4, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband’s turned into a zombie. What do I do?”

Responding to a woman about if her bum looks big
March 20, 2023March 19, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My wife keeps asking if her ‘bum’ looks big”

Do you date a monobrow guy
March 6, 2023March 6, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My boyfriend has a monobrow!”

How to ask out a CEO
January 31, 2023January 29, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

How to Ask Out Your CEO on a Date

A man putting his feet on the living room table (the worst of mankind)
January 30, 2023January 29, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Husband PUTS HIS FEET UP on the living room table!”

The Who's song So Sad About Us on vinyl
January 28, 2023January 29, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

So Sad About Us: Influential The Who Song Obscured by History

Lonely Hearts Column 2023 Men Seeking Women
January 3, 2023January 2, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts Column 2023: Men Seeking Women

Lonely Hearts Column 2023: Women Seeking Men
January 2, 2023January 2, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts Column 2023: Women Seeking Men

The Babe Magnet
November 22, 2022November 21, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Babe Magnet (for single geezers)

Yarr! The dating app for pirates
November 3, 2022November 3, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Yarr! The Dating App for Pirates [Sponsored Post]

The Meh situation with Men
October 11, 2022October 11, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband’s annoying ‘Meh’ habit…”

When men are scared of mother-in-laws
October 4, 2022October 3, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband is scared of his mother-in-law!”

Kaichu: The Kaiju Dating Sim
October 2, 2022October 2, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Kaichu: The Kaiju Dating Sim Involving Destructive Monsters

Women love boy racers
September 20, 2022September 21, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why do boy racers keep trying to impress me!?”

Substitute by The Who
September 3, 2022September 3, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Substitute: Celebrating The Who’s Uplifting & Iconic Single

When a husband evolves into a teabag
August 23, 2022August 19, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “My husband drank tea and evolved into a teabag!”

Speed Dating For Ghosts
July 17, 2022July 18, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Speed Dating For Ghosts: Enter the World of Dead Dating

Do brooding bodyguards save marriages
July 11, 2022July 10, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why’s my husband hired a bodyguard to protect me?”

Throwmance the romantic practice of throwing things at people
July 5, 2022July 4, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Throwmance—my husband’s new take on romance”

Are gross rich old men marriage material?
June 14, 2022June 13, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Should I marry a gross rich old man?”

April 11, 2022April 11, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband never does nice things to surprise me!”

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