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Tag: dating

Women love boy racers
September 20, 2022September 21, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why do boy racers keep trying to impress me!?”

Substitute by The Who
September 3, 2022September 3, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Substitute: Celebrating The Who’s Uplifting & Iconic Single

When a husband evolves into a teabag
August 23, 2022August 19, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “My husband drank tea and evolved into a teabag!”

Speed Dating For Ghosts
July 17, 2022July 18, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Speed Dating For Ghosts: Enter the World of Dead Dating

Do brooding bodyguards save marriages
July 11, 2022July 10, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why’s my husband hired a bodyguard to protect me?”

Throwmance the romantic practice of throwing things at people
July 5, 2022July 4, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Throwmance—my husband’s new take on romance”

Are gross rich old men marriage material?
June 14, 2022June 13, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Should I marry a gross rich old man?”

April 11, 2022April 11, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband never does nice things to surprise me!”

A furiously arguing couple
March 29, 2022March 30, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My first date ideas are terrible!”

A packed out sandwich
February 22, 2022February 21, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband likes sandwiches more than me!”

A married couple linking arms at a wedding
February 1, 2022January 31, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My hubby hates being called ‘hubby’!”

A moonlit silhouette of a couple with the man proposing
January 20, 2022January 16, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “I need a budget engagement ring for my broad!”

A love heart in a digital vortex
January 11, 2022March 30, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts 2022: Women Seeking Men

A love heart on a keyboard enter key
January 10, 2022January 3, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts 2022: Men Seeking Women

A garlic clove
December 30, 2021December 27, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband stinks of garlic!”

An assortment of well aligned apartments
December 24, 2021December 24, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Wife keeps throwing my belongings out the window!”

A woman with purple hair doing chat up lines on a phone
September 20, 2021September 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “What are the best chat up lines to use on men?”

A woman posing and doing duck lips
September 13, 2021September 4, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “How do I STOP doing duck lips photo poses!?”

An upset girlfriend sitting on some autumn leaves
September 7, 2021September 4, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why is my girlfriend always upset but says she’s not?”

Pinocchio with his giant nose
August 24, 2021August 22, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “Is my nose hair problem life threatening?”

A woman on a date holding a coffee
August 17, 2021August 18, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “I need help with my post-lockdown dating life!”

Demented Doreen's Disastrous Dating Department
August 5, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Demented Doreen’s Disastrous Dating Department [Sponsored Post]

Alien spaceships shooting at a city
July 27, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #8: Intergalactic Aliens on the Pull

A white doily on a table
July 23, 2021July 22, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My doily mad wife is destroying our marriage!”

A psychic woman with a third eye, her hands covering her other two
May 18, 2021May 17, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband thinks he’s psychic!”

A man wearing a pink shirt
April 29, 2021April 30, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why does my husband wear pink shirts!?”

A couple walking on a cobbled street holding hands
April 16, 2021April 16, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband keeps doing farmer’s blow in public!”

A man looking at his watch realising it's time to take his top off
April 9, 2021April 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband always walks around with his top off!”

A cartoon person sleeping and dreaming of a fish in the night sky.
February 16, 2021February 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband talks in his sleep and it’s disturbing!”

A cartoon woman holding in a magnet to draw in men.
February 9, 2021February 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts 2021: Women Seeking Men

A man holding his girlfriend in a romantic embrace.
February 8, 2021February 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts 2021: Men Seeking Women

A couple holding hands in public on a sunny day.
January 28, 2021January 28, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My boyfriend won’t hold hands in public!”

Two colleagues discuss paperwork by pointing with their pens. They may be flirting.
January 26, 2021January 29, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Controlling Flirting at Work: How to Keep Employees Docile

Three cartoon salesmen with a brown background
December 21, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband is a salesman and keeps trying to swindle me!”

An eyeball of a man jealous of a couple kissing
December 18, 2020January 4, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend is the jealous type!”

A detective examining some fingerprints
December 15, 2020December 14, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Detective Moron: “Find out if my husband is having an affair!”

A love heart in cartoon red
November 23, 2020November 22, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “How do I know if I’ve fallen in love?!”

The Cheater's Guide to Love by Junot Díaz
November 21, 2020November 22, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Cheater’s Guide to Love by Junot Díaz

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