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Tag: Fitness

An employee running at work to meet a timeline
January 18, 2022January 15, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Running at Work: How to Slow Employees Down

Merry Mike's Drunken Martial Arts Classes
January 13, 2022December 30, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Merry Mike’s Drunken Martial Arts Classes! [Sponsored Post]

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January 1, 2022January 1, 2022Mr. Wapojif

MoroniCast Episode #7: The Joys of Juggling (skills for 2022)

Gobby Gary's Gigantic Gymnasium Group
July 8, 2021November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Gobby Gary’s Gigantic Gymnasium Group [Sponsored Post]

A bowl of salad resting on a chopping board
May 20, 2021November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

The Chopping Board Treadmill: Work Out & Cook (simultaneously)!

A female tennis playing hitting a ball
July 6, 2020January 31, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Grunting in Tennis: A History of Screaming on the Court

A man performing the butterfly swimming stroke in a pool
June 26, 2020June 26, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Butterfly Stroke: Explaining The Swimming Style From Hell

Bald man working out lifting weights in the gym
January 21, 2020January 19, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband’s sweaty armpits are gross!”

Mary Pickford dancing
February 25, 2019February 25, 2019Mr. Wapojif

How to Moonwalk (dancing – not space travel)

Wait Training
January 2, 2018November 7, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Therapy: Wait Training (training you to be better at waiting)

Figs and Chips Recipe
March 13, 2017March 13, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Figs & Chips (a figgy version of Fish & Chips)

Learn how to juggle
May 26, 2015January 23, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Learn How to Juggle: Master Juggling Quickly & Easily Today!

Apple
April 22, 2015November 9, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Balls To Apple Watch! We Want Apple Hopscotch

January 13, 2015January 13, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Did Popeye The Sailor Man Endorse Kale?

April 10, 2013August 5, 2015Mr. Wapojif

How To Enjoy Spring

September 27, 2012April 21, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Mint Tea: False Facts About Mint Tea

Food being measured for fitness purposes
February 23, 2012April 15, 2020Mr. Wapojif

How To Keep Fit Whilst Being Around Food

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