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Tag: Fitness

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6 days ago January 18, 2022January 15, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Running at Work: How to Slow Employees Down

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2 weeks ago January 13, 2022December 30, 2021Mr. Wapojif

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January 1, 2022January 1, 2022Mr. Wapojif

MoroniCast Episode #7: The Joys of Juggling (skills for 2022)

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July 8, 2021November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

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May 20, 2021November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

The Chopping Board Treadmill: Work Out & Cook (simultaneously)!

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July 6, 2020January 23, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Grunting in Tennis: A History of Screaming on the Court

A man performing the butterfly swimming stroke in a pool
June 26, 2020June 26, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Butterfly Stroke: Explaining The Swimming Style From Hell

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January 21, 2020January 19, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband’s sweaty armpits are gross!”

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February 25, 2019February 25, 2019Mr. Wapojif

How to Moonwalk (dancing – not space travel)

Wait Training
January 2, 2018November 7, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Therapy: Wait Training (training you to be better at waiting)

Figs and Chips Recipe
March 13, 2017March 13, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Figs & Chips (a figgy version of Fish & Chips)

Learn how to juggle
May 26, 2015January 23, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Learn How to Juggle: Master Juggling Quickly & Easily Today!

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April 22, 2015November 9, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Balls To Apple Watch! We Want Apple Hopscotch

January 13, 2015January 13, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Did Popeye The Sailor Man Endorse Kale?

October 21, 2014August 5, 2015Mr. Wapojif

How To Detox With An Ox

May 10, 2013January 2, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Sickly Friday: The Donut Extravaganza!

April 10, 2013August 5, 2015Mr. Wapojif

How To Enjoy Spring

September 27, 2012April 21, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Mint Tea: False Facts About Mint Tea

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February 23, 2012April 15, 2020Mr. Wapojif

How To Keep Fit Whilst Being Around Food

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