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Tag: Health

Ultra-Processed People book by Chris van Tulleken
June 1, 2024June 2, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Ultra-Processed People by Chris van Tulleken 🍔🍟🍪

March 28, 2024May 1, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Sushbean: The Baked Beans Sushi Restaurant 🍣🫘 [Sponsored Post]

March 21, 2024May 1, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Giraffe Gym: Very High Ceilings for Draconian Health & Safety 🦒🏋 [Sponsored Post]

Skipping Enforcement Enterprises Ltd.
November 9, 2023November 5, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Skipping Enforcement Enterprises Ltd. [Sponsored Post]

Gurgling stomachs at work cost businesses billions
October 2, 2023October 2, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Gurgling Stomach at Work: Tummy Noises Wreck the Economy

52 Ways to Walk by Annabel Streets
May 6, 2023May 7, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

52 Ways to Walk by Annabel Abbs

Nigel's Needles - the happiest needles in the land
April 27, 2023April 27, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Nigel’s Needles: The Happiest Needles in the Land [Sponsored Post]

Pun clinic for punning addicts
March 2, 2023March 2, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Pun Addiction Rehabilitation Centre [Sponsored Post]

The horrors of baked beans addiction
January 13, 2023January 10, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “Am I addicted to baked beans?!”

Merry Mike's Drunken Martial Arts Classes
January 13, 2022December 30, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Merry Mike’s Drunken Martial Arts Classes! [Sponsored Post]

Pease pudding in a bowl
January 7, 2022December 28, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Pease Pudding: Boiled Legumes Dish Resembling Sludge

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January 1, 2022January 1, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

MoroniCast Episode #7: The Joys of Juggling (skills for 2022)

Fentiman's Dandelion & Burdock drink
December 10, 2021November 28, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Dandelion and Burdock: Distinct Beverage With a Kick

Lucozade the energy drink
December 3, 2021November 24, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Lucozade: The Sporty Fizzy Drink is a British Legend

A woman with lipstick gossiping in a man's ear
November 15, 2021November 15, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Deep sea diving CURED my gossiping addiction!”

Lots of little Santas across Christmas wrapping
October 25, 2021October 25, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: The Great Lice Outbreak of Christmas 2021

Two glasses of red wine near to a fireplace
October 12, 2021October 10, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Recipe: Deep-Fried Red Wine (For the Oenophile in All of Us)

MoroniCast podcast logo
October 9, 2021December 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

MoroniCast Episode #5: Explaining Video Games for Non-Gamers

MoroniCast podcast logo
September 4, 2021June 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

MoroniCast Episode #4: Mental Health at the Movies

A woman holding her mouth after hiccuping
August 10, 2021August 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “How do I stop the hiccups?”

Gobby Gary's Gigantic Gymnasium Group
July 8, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Gobby Gary’s Gigantic Gymnasium Group [Sponsored Post]

A hand in black and white showing the knuckles
May 13, 2021May 12, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “If I crack my knuckles will I die horribly?”

A cheese tea from Ohayo Tea in Manchester city centre
May 4, 2021May 4, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Cheese Tea: The Lowdown on the Cheesy Beverage

Three different coloured juggling clubs
April 14, 2021April 14, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

How to Juggle Three Clubs: Your Guide to Juggling Fun

An assortment of spinach
March 8, 2021March 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Spinach in the Workplace: How to Manage the Leafy Green

Have Some Junket old school marketing
March 4, 2021July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Junket: Curdled Milk Dessert of Yesteryear

A blue teapot with herbal tea in its centre
March 2, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Teapot Washing Machine

A cup of coffee surrounded by coffee beans.
February 11, 2021February 5, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “How do I control my caffeine intake?”

An orange rubber bung
February 5, 2021February 5, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Hot Cross Bungs (tasty and useful hole blocker)

Johnny Herbert in the Benetton at Rio in 1989.
January 30, 2021February 6, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Johnny Herbert: The Inspiring Superhuman F1 Comeback Driver

A close up picture of some bread bread.
January 29, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Bread Bed (comfy foodie sleeping)

A boiled egg with soldiers.
January 25, 2021July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Boiled Egg With Soldiers: Line Them Up For a Tasty Breakfast

An assortment of fresh kippers
January 8, 2021July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Kippers: Hearty Breakfast of Champions Dish

New Year's resolution list for 2021
January 4, 2021January 4, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “What are some realistic New Year’s resolutions?”

A crowd of friends clinking alcoholc beverages
January 1, 2021January 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “How do I deal with my NYE party hangover?!”

Shepherd's pie
December 17, 2020July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Shepherd’s Pie: No Shepherds Are in This Foodstuff

A boy with acne
December 11, 2020December 31, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “How does one deal with acne?”

A Santa Claus toy model
December 8, 2020December 7, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: The Santa Pants Conundrum

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