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Tag: Lifestyle

A hamster with wood chippings on its head
March 27, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Hamsters: Celebrating The Odd History of These Adorable Idiots

Cement
March 25, 2019May 7, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Cement Bread (It’s awful and we know it)

Alien abduction
March 22, 2019March 22, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

How to Effectively Manage Your Alien Abduction

Tractor in action on a field
March 19, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The ProTractor (a tractor with a protractor attached)

An assortment of potatoes
March 18, 2019March 16, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

15 Classic Novels Ruined By Adding “Potatoes” Into The Title

A bridge in Vermont
March 12, 2019March 15, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Vermont: Professional Moron Hits America!

People in a meeting lookig happy staring at a laptop
March 11, 2019March 28, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Office Meetings: An Uncomfortably Lengthy Spiel (blogger challenge)

Vinegar
March 8, 2019March 8, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Vinegar Wedding Cake (for your “special” day)

Tape measure
March 7, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Tap Measure (always better than tape)

Two pieces of toast
March 5, 2019August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

FAQs – Toast: Why it’s not called “burnt bread” and more

Pumpkin pie
March 4, 2019November 16, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Great Films That Never Were: Pie Hard (pie-based action romp)

Doctor Who telephone box
March 1, 2019March 1, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: Doctor Whom (it’s much better than Doctor Who)

Kneecaps after an X ray
February 28, 2019February 28, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

15 Famous Proverbs Ruined By Adding “Kneecaps” Into Them

A smiling tooth
February 26, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Bookmark Toothbrush Gun

Mary Pickford dancing
February 25, 2019February 25, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

How to Moonwalk (dancing – not space travel)

Strike
February 19, 2019February 19, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Professional Moron is on STRIKE!

Bumble bee
February 14, 2019February 14, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Rate this patented Bee My Valentine dating plan!”

Clouds with sunshine shining through
February 13, 2019February 13, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Sunshine Blogger Award #2: We Answer Some Questions

I love you - Valentine's Day roses and romance
February 8, 2019February 8, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

FAQs – Valentine’s Day: How to “be” someone’s valentine etc.

Chess pieces
February 7, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Chopping Board Games

Utopia for Realists by Rutger Bergman
February 2, 2019February 4, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Utopia for Realists by Rutger Bregman

Men with slightly off looking heads
January 29, 2019January 29, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Scientific postulations on the basis of all men being bastards”

Chopsticks with a traditional Japanese drawing
January 28, 2019January 28, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Chopsticks VS Chapsticks: Which is the Best Eating Implement?

A woman taking a selfie with scenery in the background
January 24, 2019January 24, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “I’m dating myself, but I’m getting on my nerves!”

A cartoon lady getting angry next to her laptop
January 22, 2019August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

FAQs – Swearing: Should You Be So Obscene?

Punch of a fist
January 21, 2019January 15, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

How to Punch Someone in the Face

Chopsticks
January 18, 2019May 31, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Chopsticks Make Your Eating Elegant & Precise

Cement mixer
January 17, 2019January 18, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I’m dating a cement mixer – advice needed!”

A desk and a poster
January 14, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Desk Washer (keep your favourite desks clean!)

Brain
January 11, 2019January 12, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

IQ Test: Find Out How Bright You Is With Are Free Test

A couple flirting
January 4, 2019August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

FAQs – Flirting: What is it and why should I get my coat, love?

Online dating
January 2, 2019December 31, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts Column 2019: Men Seeking Women

January 1, 2019December 29, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts 2019: Women Seeking Men

Women in a tea field
December 31, 2018December 26, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: TeaCher (tea created by pop star Cher)

Love letter in a typewriter
December 28, 2018August 18, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

How to Write a Love Letter

Christmas Day presents
December 26, 2018December 27, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Christmas Day Post-Mortem

Tins
December 21, 2018December 21, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Washing Machine Tin Opener

Rain
December 19, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Rain Sounds: Effective Sleeping Method #51

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