Tag: Lifestyle
Exclusive Recipe: Cement Bread (It’s awful and we know it)
How to Effectively Manage Your Alien Abduction
Exclusive Invention: The ProTractor (a tractor with a protractor attached)
15 Classic Novels Ruined By Adding “Potatoes” Into The Title
Vermont: Professional Moron Hits America!
Office Meetings: An Uncomfortably Lengthy Spiel (blogger challenge)
Exclusive Recipe: Vinegar Wedding Cake (for your “special” day)
Exclusive Invention: The Tap Measure (always better than tape)
FAQs – Toast: Why it’s not called “burnt bread” and more
Great Films That Never Were: Pie Hard (pie-based action romp)
Great TV Shows That Never Were: Doctor Whom (it’s much better than Doctor Who)
15 Famous Proverbs Ruined By Adding “Kneecaps” Into Them
Exclusive Invention: The Bookmark Toothbrush Gun
How to Moonwalk (dancing – not space travel)
Professional Moron is on STRIKE!
Agony Aunt: “Rate this patented Bee My Valentine dating plan!”
Sunshine Blogger Award #2: We Answer Some Questions
FAQs – Valentine’s Day: How to “be” someone’s valentine etc.
Exclusive Invention: Chopping Board Games
Utopia for Realists by Rutger Bregman
Agony Aunt: “Scientific postulations on the basis of all men being bastards”
Chopsticks VS Chapsticks: Which is the Best Eating Implement?
Agony Aunt: “I’m dating myself, but I’m getting on my nerves!”
FAQs – Swearing: Should You Be So Obscene?
How to Punch Someone in the Face
Chopsticks Make Your Eating Elegant & Precise
Agony Aunt: “HELP! I’m dating a cement mixer – advice needed!”
Invention: The Desk Washer (keep your favourite desks clean!)
IQ Test: Find Out How Bright You Is With Are Free Test
FAQs – Flirting: What is it and why should I get my coat, love?
Lonely Hearts Column 2019: Men Seeking Women
Lonely Hearts 2019: Women Seeking Men
Exclusive Recipe: TeaCher (tea created by pop star Cher)
How to Write a Love Letter
Exclusive Santa Column: Christmas Day Post-Mortem
Exclusive Invention: The Washing Machine Tin Opener
