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Tag: Marriage

Husband and wife
July 12, 2018July 12, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband wants to become my wife!”

Finger family.
June 29, 2018June 27, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! We have 19 children… should we have more?”

A man falling
June 21, 2018June 21, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “I can’t remember what my husband looks like!”

Pawn
May 24, 2018May 20, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “I think my husband is addicted to pawn shops!”

Divorce
May 11, 2018May 11, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I divorce my girlfriend?!”

Marriage
March 5, 2018January 7, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

How to Get Married (our official, unbeatable guide to marriage!)

Agony aunt - Ingrowing toenail
January 6, 2017December 30, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband has a gross ingrowing toenail!”

Cheese on toast addiction
December 28, 2016May 28, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! All my wife eats is cheese on toast!”

Agony aunt - Ugly husband
December 8, 2016December 9, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband is uglier than I realised. What should I do?”

Agony Aunt - Video Games
November 23, 2016April 10, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband just cheated on me with an avatar!”

Eating leg wax
October 28, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband uses my leg wax as chicken baste!”

Eating mascara
October 19, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I can’t stop eating my wife’s mascara!”

Hairy men problems
October 11, 2016October 11, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband is too hairy. How do I stop this?”

Online dating
August 8, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Professional Moron Dating Column: Men Seeking Women!

Madame Bovary
September 26, 2015April 22, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Madame Bovary by Gustave Flaubert 👗💰

Online romance
April 19, 2013November 8, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Professional Moron’s Lonely Hearts Column!

March 25, 2013March 26, 2013 Mr. Wapojif

How To Have The Perfect Wedding Day!

Toothbrushes lying next to a leaking tube of toothpaste
September 28, 2012February 20, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Toothpaste Special: A Bit About the Paste

A gay married couple holding hands in a meadow
June 24, 2012July 18, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Is Your Husband an Alien?

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