Tag: News
Breaking News: Glasses Named “Enemy of the State” as UK Riots!
Breaking News: Spaghetti Declared “Obnoxious” as UK Riots!
Salford Quays: Swearing Banned as Local Council Goes Mental!
Exclusive Easter Bunny Newsletter: The Build-Up To Easter!
Exclusive: Graboids From Tremors Are Attacking Manchester!
Manchester Sinkhole Special: Your Favourite 40ft Hole In The Ground
The Great Noodle Massacre: Nestlé To Annihilate 400 Million Packs Of Instant Noodles!
The Royal Baby: Princess What’s-Her-Name
Englishman Scales Mount Everest In Bobble Hat & Pink Speedos
News Stories Of 2014: Plague of Hamsters Invades Dover
