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Tag: Physics

Queen singles You're My Best Friend and '39
November 12, 2022November 12, 2022Mr. Wapojif

’39 is Probably Queen’s Most Underrated Song

Space with Earth and two conversation bubbles in a discussion
September 12, 2022September 10, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “Me and Space have small talk. Am I nuts?!”

Aliens think the meaning of life is to do the dishes
July 19, 2022July 16, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #14: Aliens Needing Humans to do the Dishes

Aliens demand dinosaurs to abduct
June 20, 2022June 19, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #13: Aliens DEMAND Dinosaurs

SPACEPLAN the indie game
June 5, 2022June 2, 2022Mr. Wapojif

SPACEPLAN: Potato-Based Clicker Jaunt is Most Excellent

Outer Wilds the indie game
May 22, 2022May 22, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Outer Wilds: Glorious Space Exploration With Marshmallows

Nina's Nebula Nair Bar and Space Station
April 28, 2022April 22, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Nina’s Nebula Nail Bar & Space Station [Sponsored Post]

Alien tourists on a planet pointing and staring
April 25, 2022April 25, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #10: Boring Tourist Aliens Ruin Everything

Exo One the indie game
January 16, 2022January 16, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Exo One: Exoplanetary Exploration of Alien Worlds

NASTY: The World's Worst Space Program
January 4, 2022December 30, 2021Mr. Wapojif

NASTY: Join the World’s WORST Space Program [Sponsored Post]

Axiom Verge 2
August 15, 2021August 15, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Axiom Verge 2: Reality Defying Sequel is Here With Snow

Cute cartoon aliens saying 'Hello!'
June 26, 2021June 26, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: US Government Confirms Aliens!!

Challenger: The Final Flight Netflix documentary
October 7, 2020October 10, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Challenger: The Final Flight—Humane Look at a Disaster

Some skimming stone pebbles under water
September 8, 2020September 8, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Stone Skimming (Skipping): The Relaxing Pursuit of Legends

Gazillionaire
February 9, 2020March 15, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Gazillionaire: Get Good at Deep Space Trading Shenanigans

January 4, 2020September 13, 2022Mr. Wapojif

The Animate and the Inanimate by William James Sidis

Starman the game
December 15, 2019February 16, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Starman: Eye-Catching Puzzle Game in Space

The Elder Scrolls V - Skyrim
November 5, 2019February 16, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Skyrim Bugs: Some of the RPG Epic’s Best Stupid Moments

Independence Day
September 25, 2019February 24, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Independence Day: Daft Sci-Fi Gem With Goldblum & Smith

Space with lots of stars and planets
July 30, 2019July 28, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Great Films That Never Were: Bladder Runner 2049

Super Mario Galaxy 2
July 21, 2019February 21, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Super Mario Galaxy 2: Masterpiece of a Space Platformer Thing

The Real Chernobyl
July 3, 2019February 16, 2020Mr. Wapojif

The Real Chernobyl: In the Aftermath of a Hit TV Show

Honey being spooned out of a cup
May 16, 2019November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Time is Honey: The World’s Most Confusing Honey-Based Saying

Donut County
March 3, 2019April 8, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Donut County: Raccoons, Artery Clogging Food, & Holes Equals Fun

Men with slightly off looking heads
January 29, 2019January 29, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Scientific postulations on the basis of all men being bastards”

Half-Life 2: Episode Two
November 11, 2018March 4, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Half Life 2 – Episode Two: The Madness Gets EVEN Better

Half-Life 2 Episode One
November 4, 2018March 8, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Half-Life 2 – Episode One: The Madness Gets Better

Portal 2
September 9, 2018March 19, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Portal 2: Valve’s Teleportation Puzzle FPS Masterpiece

August 22, 2018July 25, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Jupiter: The Artistic Enormity of a Miraculous Gas Giant

Solar system planets
August 21, 2018August 11, 2020Mr. Wapojif

8 Planets Renamed (for the better) From Our Solar System

The Sun
August 7, 2018April 8, 2019Mr. Wapojif

FAQs: The Sun Is Great, But Please Teach Me More About It

The Moon
July 15, 2018July 15, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Short Story: The First Reporter on the Moon

Reality is Not What it Seems by Carlo Rovelli
December 2, 2017January 22, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Reality is Not What it Seems by Carlo Rovelli

Jettomero
October 22, 2017April 5, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Jettomero: Save the Universe as a Lovably Clumsy Robot

Half-Life 2
October 7, 2017October 7, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Half-Life 2 (2004)

Rick and Morty
August 28, 2017February 18, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Rick and Morty: Nihilistic Dark Humour with Pickles and Madness

NASA plans to visit The Sun tabloid newspaper
June 8, 2017June 8, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: NASA to Visit The Sun – Tabloid Rejects Request!

Saturn Travel Guide 2017
January 10, 2017January 10, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Travel Guide 2017: Taken a Sad Turn?! Visit Saturn!

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