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Tag: Physics

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September 27, 2015November 11, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Micro Microwave!

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How To Tell The Thyme

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How To Enjoy The Solar Eclipse The Moronic Way

March 15, 2015September 25, 2015Mr. Wapojif

In Praise Of Prof Brian Cox’s Hairdo

March 3, 2015September 25, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Why Is Europa Covered In Marmite?

February 25, 2015February 25, 2015Mr. Wapojif

What In The Name Of Bejeezus Is Taramasalata?

February 4, 2015February 4, 2015Mr. Wapojif

How To Make The Moon More Interesting

January 30, 2015September 25, 2015Mr. Wapojif

In Space No One Can Hear You Make Ice Cream

May 2, 2014November 1, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Your Favourite Football Players Discuss Physics

Apocalypse
April 23, 2014November 7, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Apocalypse Scenarios We’d Heartily Embrace!

May 27, 2013October 9, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Why Jaffa Cakes Are Better Than Atoms

April 26, 2013October 9, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Scientific Corner: Why Humans Don’t Need Three Legs

Baboon or a bassoon?
April 17, 2013December 31, 2019Mr. Wapojif

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Angry Volcano
April 7, 2013January 19, 2019Mr. Wapojif

The Art of Professional Moron

November 25, 2012September 25, 2015Mr. Wapojif

In Praise Of The Moon

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