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Tag: Relaxation

Rain
December 19, 2018December 19, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Rain Sounds: Effective Sleeping Method #51

FAR - Lone Sails
September 9, 2018September 9, 2018Mr. Wapojif

FAR: Lone Sails – Take This Introspective Jaunt Through Time

ABZÛ
August 26, 2018January 22, 2019Mr. Wapojif

ABZÛ: Breathtaking Oceanic Romp With Fishies & An Orchestra

Soap crunching
August 13, 2018August 13, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Soap Crunching: In Praise Of Scrunching Up Cleaning Products

SandSation
August 1, 2018July 27, 2018Mr. Wapojif

SandSation: In Praise of Malleable Kinetic Sand

Monument Valley II
June 24, 2018January 14, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Monument Valley II: Artistic Indie Wonder For Your Phone

A candle
December 12, 2017December 12, 2017Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of Candles

The Jac-Uzi
February 1, 2017February 1, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Jac-Uzi (a Jacuzzi with guns)

The bath mutt
September 7, 2016September 7, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Bath Mutt (like a bath mat… but not)

Cold air baloon
June 3, 2016June 3, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Cold Air Balloon

Sushi
October 9, 2015November 7, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Shushi (like sushi, but quieter)!

Sauna
October 5, 2015November 7, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Sawner (like a sauna, but not)

Alto's Adventure
March 24, 2015December 28, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Alto’s Adventure: Charming Excellence With Llamas

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