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Tag: Tourism

Lots of male and female flight attendants gathered together
November 25, 2025November 25, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Flight Attendant People: Great Books That Never Were 👩‍✈️👨‍✈️🧑‍✈️

Santa's Honeymoon with beaches, snow, and explosions
November 21, 2025November 21, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: Father Christmas’ HONEYMOON!!! 🏖️

Notes on Buckingham Palace (and England's public transport system)
October 28, 2025October 27, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Notes on Buckingham Palace (and England’s public transport system) 💂

Trainwreck Poop Cruise documentary on Netflix
June 28, 2025June 28, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Trainwreck: Poop Cruise Horrorshow Documentary 🛳️💩😷

Gullible Travels the book
May 14, 2024May 13, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Gullible Travels: Great Books That Never Were 🌍

Giant traffic cones in a room
February 29, 2024February 29, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Mr. Wapojif’s WONDERLAND of FANTASTICAL AMAZINGNESS!!! 🖼️🎨🚦 [Sponsored Post]

Assemble With Care by usetwo games
August 13, 2023August 12, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Assemble With Care: Become an Antique Repairer, Dammit!

Temper Tantrum Travels for space tourism
November 9, 2022November 6, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Temper Tantrum Travels: Budget Space Tourism for Families [Sponsored Post]

Lost in Translation: Misadventures in English Abroad
July 23, 2022July 25, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Lost in Translation: Misadventures in English Abroad

Alien tourists on a planet pointing and staring
April 25, 2022April 25, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #10: Boring Tourist Aliens Ruin Everything

Happy Hank's Holidays & Halitosis Ltd.
March 31, 2022March 31, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

“Happy” Hank’s Holidays & Halitosis Ltd. [Sponsored Post]

Stray the homeless dog documentary
January 19, 2022January 2, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Stray: Calming Doggy Tour of Istanbul’s Historic Streets

Le Week-End the 2013 film
January 12, 2022December 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Le Week-End: Thoughtful Drama About Ageing & Commitment

Gastro Obscura book
October 16, 2021October 17, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Gastro Obscura: Food Curiosities From Around the World

Weird Wendy's Wild Wine Tasting Getaway
October 8, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Weird Wendy’s Wild Wine Tasting Getaway [Sponsored Post]

The Chernobyl Sarcophagus Memorial next to the Chernobyl Power Plant in Ukraine
September 25, 2021September 25, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Chernobyl and Pripyat: Visiting Ukraine’s Exclusion Zone

Ted's Terrible Tents
September 16, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Ted’s Terrible Tents Ltd. [Sponsored Post]

Horrible Harry's Horrendous Holiday Hotspots
July 1, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Horrible Harry’s Horrendous Holiday Hotspots [Sponsored Post]

Aliens below a spaceship on Earth
May 27, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #7: Aliens Behaving Badly on Holiday

An alien spaceship
April 13, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #4: Aliens Seeking Kippers

Kumamon the rosy-cheeked Japanese mascot
April 10, 2021December 31, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Mondo Mascots: Celebrating Japan’s Bizarre Yuru-Chara

A Journey Around My Room by Xavier de Maistre
March 20, 2021March 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

A Journey Around My Room by Xavier de Maistre

An alien abduction of two people on a starry night
March 18, 2021November 19, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #1: Wales Obsessed Monsters From Space

Close-up of a snake's head
February 27, 2021March 2, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Ilha da Queimada Grande (Snake Island): Another Happy Place

Action Park logo
February 6, 2021February 6, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Action Park: The 1980’s Most Dangerous Theme Park

Sea spume
May 29, 2020May 29, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Hit Singles Ruined By Adding “Spume Island” Into the Title

Spume Island location
May 28, 2020May 28, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Spume Island: The Best Island in the World

Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch tourism sign
April 20, 2020April 10, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch: The Welsh Village

The Touryst
January 19, 2020February 13, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Touryst: Innovative Voxel (like LEGO) Holiday Adventure

Christmas Dayy Santa and snow with a baubel
December 26, 2019April 7, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Christmas Day Report 2019

Pitcairn Island
December 13, 2019April 7, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Pitcairn Island: Live the Dream in Paradise?

A cocktail on a beach during summer
August 8, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday #7: Summer Special

Peacock and its feathers
July 1, 2019June 30, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Emotional Support Animals: Documenting The ESA Craze

Two aeroplanes flying in a sunset
June 27, 2019June 24, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Princess Juliana International Airport: Hurray For Ultra-Dangerous Tourism

A bridge in Vermont
March 12, 2019March 15, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Vermont: Professional Moron Hits America!

March 2, 2019March 4, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The Motorcycle Diaries by Ernesto “Che” Guevara

Filing cabinet
February 11, 2019September 22, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The World’s Tallest Filing Cabinet is in Burlington, VT

Man with a sleeping bag in nature
January 31, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Sleeping Bag Bag (for sleep excellence)

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