Author: Mr. Wapojif
The ESTEEMED editor of Professional Moron who rules with an iron fist. A blogger, satirist, and writer. Fond of absurdity, culture, cats, hamsters, and tea. 🍵🐈⬛🐹🕹️📚📽️
A Brief History of Mozzarella
Nigel’s Needles: The Happiest Needles in the Land [Sponsored Post]
About Schmidt: Marriage and Retirement in Nicholson-fest
ChatGPT Stories: The Adventures of Quint and Hooper
BOdorant: Winner of 2022’s Stench of the Year [Sponsored Post]
Queen of Speed: Celebrating Rallying Ace Michèle Mouton
Gossiping at Work: Rules Regarding Chatting Tittle-Tattle
Agony Aunt: “Spinach keeps getting stuck in my teeth on dates!”
DAVE THE DIVER: Go Swimming & Run… a SUSHI RESTAURANT!!!
Call of the Sea: Avoid Scurvy and Solve Some Oceanic Obstacles
The Gift of Anger by Arun Gandhi
A Brief History of Noodles 🍜
Public Lavatory Inspections Ltd. [Sponsored Post]
Stewart: Contemplative Documentary on an F1 Legend
Backstabbing at Work is a Business Productivity Booster
Agony Aunt: “What’s good body language in dating, mate?”
Momodora: Reverie Under the Moonlight is a Mini-Gem
Dust: An Elysian Tail Has it All (i.e. anthropomorphic animals)
The Right to Be Lazy by Paul Lafargue
Team Building Exercises Motivate Your Worthless Employees
Paperboy Enterprises Ltd. [Sponsored Post]
Behind the Candelabra: Boogie-Woogies in Affectionate Biographic
Agony Aunt: “My husband’s turned into a zombie. What do I do?”
20 Hit Singles Ruined by Adding “Bees” to the Title
Pineapple on Pizza: Can a Video Game Convey a Flavour!?
The Howler: Wind, Momentum, and a Steampunk Vilnius
California Dreamin’ With The Mamas & the Papas
The History of Frog Legs (cuisses de grenouille) 🐸
Angry Andrew’s Angry Piano Lessons Ltd. [Sponsored Post]
Three Identical Strangers: Loss, Love, and Human Experimentation
Agony Aunt: “The wife keeps eating off MY plate!!!”
Employees Stealing Lunches at Work (Employment Law Guide)
Candleman: Relaxing Puzzle Platformer With Atmospherics
My Brother Rabbit: Surreal Adventures in Childhood Land
ChatGPT Stories: The Adventures of Arnold Schwarzenegger
Alien Abduction Diary #20: Aliens Abduct Bolton Town Hall!
