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Category: Agony Aunt

Eating mascara
October 19, 2016October 19, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I can’t stop eating my wife’s mascara!”

Hairy men problems
October 11, 2016October 11, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband is too hairy. How do I stop this?”

Feminism and Meninism
October 5, 2016October 5, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My girlfriend says I’m sexist! Is she broken!?”

Is it you're or your?
September 29, 2016October 5, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My boyfriend always gets ‘your’ and ‘you’re’ wrong!”

Women who hate football
September 21, 2016October 5, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My woman hates football… should I dump the cow?”

Cotton earbuds are not safe!
September 12, 2016January 1, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My boyfriend refuses to clean his ears!”

All men are bastards
September 5, 2016January 1, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! Why are all men such bastards?!”

Bog brush advice
August 29, 2016January 1, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend never uses the bog brush!”

Agony Aunt - Men snoring solutions
August 18, 2016January 1, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband snores and it’s driving me insane!”

Agony Aunt
August 12, 2016January 1, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! Should I dump my utterly mental girlfriend?”

A sign with Pokemon on it
August 3, 2016January 1, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My boyfriend is addicted to Pokémon GO!”

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