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Barry Lyndon the Stanley Kubrick film from 1975
January 2, 2026January 2, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Barry Lyndon: Stanley Kubrick’s Period Drama Masterpiece 🤴

Why I Continue to Blog - an essay
January 1, 2026January 3, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Why I Keep Blogging in the Era of SOCIAL MEDIA ✍️

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December 29, 2022December 20, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Derek’s Dangerous Doormats Ltd. [Sponsored Post]

Thirteen Lives Ron Howard's 2022 film
December 28, 2022December 28, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Thirteen Lives: Excellent True to Life Survival Drama

A husband and wife arguing about their being too many Christmas decorations
December 27, 2022December 27, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Hubby refuses to take the Christmas decorations down!”

The Christmas Ho-Ho-Ho-Hitters metal band
December 26, 2022December 26, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Christmas Ho-Ho-Ho-Hitters: Metal Band With Xmas Music

Santa's Christmas Day Report 2022
December 25, 2022December 26, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: The Catastrophic Christmas Day Report 2022

Lion King on the Super Nintendo
December 24, 2022December 19, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Lion King: ROAR! Fun 1994 Game Tie-In for Disney Thing

March of the Penguins on the Game Boy Advance
December 24, 2022December 24, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

March of the Penguins: Lemmings Style Oscar Winner Spin Off

Santa Claus joins social media
December 23, 2022December 23, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Father Christmas Joins Social Media

Unkempt Ug's Caveman Kissogram
December 22, 2022December 22, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

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Avatar: The Way of Water
December 21, 2022December 21, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Avatar: The Way of Water (yep, we liked it a lot)

A Karen wife getting spoiled about not having good Christmas presents
December 20, 2022December 19, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “What do I get my spoiled wife for Christmas!?”

Handling Satan at Work
December 19, 2022December 19, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Satan at Work: How to Manage the Devil in Working Environments

Mario Kart 8 Deluxe Wave 3
December 18, 2022December 17, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Mario Kart 8 Deluxe: Booster Course Pass Wave 3 (is awesome)

PalmRide the indie game
December 18, 2022December 18, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

PalmRide: Synth Music Galore in Pixel Art ’80s Tribute Act

Adolphe Valette: A French Impressionist in Manchester
December 17, 2022October 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Adolphe Valette: A French Impressionist in Manchester

Christmas Carol singers with a backdrop of the apocalypse
December 16, 2022December 16, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Christmas Carols and Shotgun Barrels

A fried egg Wanted poster - Dead or Alive
December 15, 2022December 15, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Fried Egg WANTED Dead or Alive – £10,000 Reward [Sponsored Post]

Adaptation film 2002 with Nic Cage
December 14, 2022December 14, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Adaptation: Streep! Cage x2! The Meta Comedy-Drama With an Edge

Bloop Peter the profane kids TV show
December 13, 2022December 13, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Bloop Peter: Obscene Take on the Classic Blue Peter Kids Show

Speedos ruin the workplace
December 12, 2022April 19, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Speedos at Work: Laws Regarding Speedos in the Workplace

Norco the indie game
December 11, 2022December 16, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Norco: Excellent Point and Click Adventure With Added Synth

King's Quest I
December 11, 2022December 11, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

King’s Quest I: Landmark Adventure Game From 1984

Rita Hayworth and Shawshank Redemption by Stephen King
December 10, 2022December 11, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Rita Hayworth and Shawshank Redemption by Stephen King

Hopscotch, Scotch, a polar bear and Santa at Christmas
December 9, 2022December 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Hopscotch and the Drunken Christmas 2022 Brawl

Evil Mr. Duck's Quacking Lighthouse
December 8, 2022November 25, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Evil Mr. Duck’s Quacking Lighthouse [Sponsored Post]

Big the 1988 film with Tom Hanks
December 7, 2022December 8, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Big: Tom Hanks Fantasy Comedy Romp With Floor Keyboards

A gross man who thinks he's James Bond
December 6, 2022November 24, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband fancies himself as James Bond!”

The Giraffes the '60s novelty band
December 5, 2022December 4, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Giraffes: ’60s Rockers Who (ironically) Fell Short of Greatness

OMORI the RPG
December 4, 2022November 30, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

OMORI: Hikikomori in Psychological Horror RPG

Mind Scanners the indie game
December 4, 2022November 21, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Mind Scanners: The Disturbing Retro-Futuristic Psychiatry Sim

Statue of Boccherini playing the cello to La Musica Notturna delle Strade di Madrid
December 3, 2022December 8, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Passa Calle: Celebrating Boccherini’s La Musica Notturna delle Strade di Madrid

Santa Claus in an important stakeholder meeting
December 2, 2022December 3, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: The Stakeholder Meeting Gone Bad

Dickhead Digital the ideate-based digital agency
December 1, 2022December 1, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Dickhead Digital: Ideational Ideating for SMEs [Sponsored Post]

Leave No Trace the 2018 film
November 30, 2022November 30, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Leave No Trace: Excellent Drama on PTSD Affecting Family Life

A man walking in town while at work, with it being illegal to whistle
November 29, 2022November 29, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Whistling at Work: Laws Regarding High-Pitched Sounds

Doily Aliens invasion from space!
November 28, 2022November 22, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #18: Slobbering Monsters Seek Doilies

Signalis the indie game
November 27, 2022November 26, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Signalis: Spooky Survival Horror With Many, Many Keys

Somerville the indie game
November 27, 2022November 27, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Somerville: Indulge in Some Sci-Fi Catastrophe and Survival

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