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Cairn the rock climbing video game
February 8, 2026February 8, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Cairn: Enthralling Rock Climbing Thing With Sunsets 🗻

The Handmaiden film by Park Chan-wook
February 4, 2026February 4, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

The Handmaiden: A Tale of Chaotic Female Liberation 🏯

A woman with lipstick gossiping in a man's ear
November 15, 2021November 15, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Deep sea diving CURED my gossiping addiction!”

Dusk the FPS indie game
November 14, 2021April 4, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Dusk: Outstanding Quake Inspired FPS Carnage With Added Mayhem

Happy Game by Amanita Design
November 14, 2021November 14, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Happy Game: Comical Violence Galore in Point & Click Romp

Van Gogh Alive in Manchester
November 13, 2021October 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Van Gogh Alive: Visiting the Immersive 3D Art Experience

An assortment of Jaffa Cakes
November 12, 2021November 12, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Jaffa Cakes: Legendary Biscuit-Sized Cakes Own ALL!

Basket Case Ben's Bonkers Barbers
November 11, 2021November 11, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Basket Case Ben’s Bonkers Barbers [Sponsored Post]

Mandy the 2018 film with Nic Cage
November 10, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Mandy: Psychedelic Lunacy With a Berserk Nic Cage

A bedroom with brown wallpaper
November 9, 2021November 10, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Wallpaper choices are destroying my marriage!”

Christmas items in red and blue
November 8, 2021November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Father Christmas Does Some Paperwork

Mister Mosquito on the PS2
November 7, 2021November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Mister Mosquito: The Mosquito-Based PS2 Game is Bzzt

Barbie: Game Girl on the Game Boy
November 7, 2021November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Barbie: Game Girl—Game Boy Romp is Extra Pink

November 6, 2021November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

A Pocket Guide to Pigeon Watching by Rosemary Mosco

An assortment of fish fingers
November 5, 2021October 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Fish Fingers: Iconic Battered Whitefish-Based Stick is Tasty

Frank's Fried Chicken & Furniture Shop & Cafe
November 4, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Frank’s Fried Chicken & Furniture Shop & Café [Sponsored Post]

Pig 2021 film with Nic Cage
November 3, 2021April 26, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Pig: Nic Cage, a Hoofed Mammal, & One Powerful Film About Loss

A woman's face close up to her eyes
November 2, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: Mustardscara (Mascara & Mustard All-in-One)

A traffic sign saying Christmas on it
November 1, 2021November 1, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Paranoia About the Millennium Bug

ElecHead indie game
October 31, 2021October 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

ElecHead: Sparky Retro Style Puzzle Platformer is Excellent

Art of Rally
October 31, 2021October 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Art of Rally: Group B Rallying Meets Zen Buddhism

Murray the Hamster up close with his nose
October 30, 2021November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Murray the Hamster: Q4 Report for the Furry Little Monster

A smug looking businessman next to his laptop, no doubt typing a sug LinkedIn guru message
October 29, 2021October 29, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

How to Be a Smug Motivational Business Guru on LinkedIn

A pork pie
October 28, 2021October 27, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Pork Pie: The Legendary Hot or Cold Meat Pie

Muriel's Wedding
October 27, 2021October 27, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Muriel’s Wedding: ABBA Heavy Comedy-Drama With Frocks

The first picture of a human being
October 26, 2021October 26, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

The First Photographs from History (the 19th century)

Lots of little Santas across Christmas wrapping
October 25, 2021October 25, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: The Great Lice Outbreak of Christmas 2021

Boogerman: A Pick and Flick Adventure on the Mega Drive
October 24, 2021October 24, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Boogerman: A Pick and Flick Adventure is Bogey-Based Fun

Alien 3 on the Super Nintendo
October 24, 2021February 28, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Alien 3: Multi-Platform Romp Adapted From Dodgy ’92 Film

Sally Cinnamon by The Stone Roses
October 23, 2021September 23, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Sally Cinnamon: The Stone Roses’ Era-Defining Musical Shift

A woman in pyjamas holding a pillow after sleepwalking into a field
October 22, 2021October 22, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “How do I stop sleepwalking?”

October 21, 2021October 20, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Bedfordshire Clanger: Gargantuan Pastry Dish Includes Apples

Project Nim
October 20, 2021October 20, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Project Nim: Documentary About a Failed ’70s Language Study

A black and white turntable sound player
October 19, 2021October 19, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Earliest Recorded Sounds: Listen to Noises of Yesteryear

Ho Ho Ho written in the snow
October 18, 2021October 15, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Santa Starts at the Psychiatrists

Metroid Dread
October 17, 2021October 16, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Metroid Dread: A Total Beast of a Metroidvania

Sable the indie game
October 17, 2021October 15, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Sable: Peaceful Open World Exploration Romp With Sand

Gastro Obscura book
October 16, 2021October 17, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Gastro Obscura: Food Curiosities From Around the World

A doner kebab from Doner Haus in Manchester.
October 15, 2021October 15, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Doner Kebabs: England’s Favourite Drunken Late Night Dinner

Zak Starkey drumming
October 14, 2021April 20, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Zak Starkey: Ringo Starr’s Son & The Importance Of Being Idle

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