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Barry Lyndon the Stanley Kubrick film from 1975
January 2, 2026January 2, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Barry Lyndon: Stanley Kubrick’s Period Drama Masterpiece 🤴

Why I Continue to Blog - an essay
January 1, 2026January 3, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Why I Keep Blogging in the Era of SOCIAL MEDIA ✍️

64DD for the Nintendo 64
April 19, 2020November 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

64DD: Nintendo’s Heavily Delayed Magnetic Disk Drive Add-On

The Borrowers by Mary Norton
April 18, 2020April 19, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Borrowers by Mary Norton

Dominic the cockatiel doing his screm song
April 17, 2020April 17, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Dominic the Screm Song Cockatiel: A Birdo Just Got to Screm

The Starry Night by Vincent Van Gogh
April 16, 2020October 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Vincent van Gogh: The Starry Night & Skeleton With Cigarette

Olivier Panis waving the French flag at the Monaco GP 1996
April 15, 2020May 8, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

F1—Monaco 1996: Olivier Panis’ Epic First Win

A man eating some food looking anxious
April 14, 2020April 14, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend talks with his mouth full!”

A colourful alphabet
April 13, 2020April 13, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

TV Shows That Never Were: The XYZ-Files (better than the X-Files)

LUNA The Shadow Dust
April 12, 2020April 12, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

LUNA: The Shadow Dust—Artistic Point-And-Click Adventuring

Flower the game by thatgamecompany
April 12, 2020April 12, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Flower: Calming Hippy Romp About Floating Gardening

The Wind in the Willows by Kenneth Grahame
April 11, 2020April 12, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Wind in the Willows by Kenneth Grahame

A cartoon pint of beer
April 10, 2020April 10, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband keeps having drunken fights!”

Frying pans in a kitchen cooking food
April 9, 2020November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Frying Pun—Cook Up a Wordplay Storm

The TIme Machine - You will orbit into the fantastic future
April 8, 2020April 8, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Time Machine: 1960 Classic With Morlocks & Tourism

Joey Castillo drumming for Queens of the Stone Age
April 7, 2020May 26, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Joey Castillo: The Spectacularly Crazy Former QOTSA Drummer

A shark leaping out of the water on a beach near two human runners
April 6, 2020April 6, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

TV Shows That Never Were: Sharks and Recreation

64 Ōzumō (64大相撲—Rokujūyon Ōzumō)
April 5, 2020March 26, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

64 Ōzumō: The N64’s Cute Sumo Wrestling Game

Aero Gauge on the N64
April 5, 2020November 25, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Aero Gauge: Dodgy N64 Racing Sim Thinks It’s the Best

Where's Wally? By Martin Handford
April 4, 2020March 23, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Where’s Wally? by Martin Handford

Isolated room with a light on in a grid
April 3, 2020April 3, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband is a self-isolating ignoramus!”

Kiai! A man doing a karate chop with a sunset background
April 2, 2020April 2, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Kiai & Other Martial Art Pondering

Asterix in Britain
April 1, 2020August 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Asterix in Britain: Celebrating the Fun Comic Book Jaunt

The Police Live album with Sting jumping, Stewart Copeland drumming, and Andy Summers
March 31, 2020April 20, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Stewart Copeland: The Police’s Drumming Genius

Questions and answers
March 30, 2020March 30, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Mystery Blogger Award: Extra Life’s Questions… Answered!

The player fighting Mike Tyson in the NES game Punch-Out!!
March 29, 2020July 23, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Punch-Out!! Punch People in the Face in the NES Classic

ZombiU for the Wii U
March 29, 2020March 29, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

ZombiU: Scary Zombie Survival Horror on the Wii U

The Family That Couldn't Sleep: Unravelling a Venetian Medical Mystery by D. T. Max
March 28, 2020October 27, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Family That Couldn’t Sleep by D. T. Max

Ori and the Will of the Wisps soundtrack by composer Gareth Coker
March 27, 2020August 16, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Ori and the Will of the Wisps’ Soundtrack—That is All

A psychotic young boy holding a bloodstained axe
March 26, 2020March 26, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My child is a heathenish fiend!”

Red Dwarf
March 25, 2020March 26, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Red Dwarf: Sci-Fi Sitcom Excellence, You Smeghead

Health kit
March 24, 2020September 10, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Self-Isolation: Your Fun & Officially Moronic Survival Kit

Jeff Porcaro
March 23, 2020April 20, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Jeff Porcaro: The Half-Time Shuffle Groove Master

All your base are belong to us
March 22, 2020July 23, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Joys of Broken English in Gaming Text Translations

Rare Replay
March 22, 2020March 22, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Rare Replay: Compilation of the Developer’s Best Bits

Vegan (ish) by Jack Monroe
March 21, 2020July 12, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Vegan (ish) by Jack Monroe 🥗

Problem solving
March 20, 2020March 20, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “How do I deal with a problem-solving problem child?”

World of Warcraft
March 19, 2020May 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Corrupted Blood Incident: WoW’s Virtual Pandemic as a Model for Medical Research

Uncut Gems
March 18, 2020March 18, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Uncut Gems: Adam Sandler in Riveting Form

Tesco baked beans in tomato sauce
March 17, 2020September 6, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The Great Baked Beans Price War of July 1994

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