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Barry Lyndon the Stanley Kubrick film from 1975
January 2, 2026January 2, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Barry Lyndon: Stanley Kubrick’s Period Drama Masterpiece 🤴

Why I Continue to Blog - an essay
January 1, 2026January 3, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Why I Keep Blogging in the Era of SOCIAL MEDIA ✍️

Yoshi's Story
March 4, 2018April 19, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Yoshi’s Story: Disgustingly Cute N64 Romp That’s a Cult Classic

God Bless Your, Dr. Kevorkian
March 3, 2018February 1, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

God Bless You, Dr. Kevorkian by Kurt Vonnegut

Fatherhood
March 2, 2018March 3, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I think my girlfriend is pregnant!”

Chocolate
March 1, 2018March 1, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Choco-Late (chocolate you give to someone when you’re late)

In The Loop
February 28, 2018August 5, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

In The Loop: Foul Mouthed Political Satire That Made Politics Cool

Horse
February 27, 2018February 26, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Lasagneigh (lasagne made by horses)

Paint
February 26, 2018February 25, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Paint au Chocolat (better than pain au chocolat)

Blast Corps - Rare on the N64
February 25, 2018December 5, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Blast Corps: Explosive N64 Action! BOOM!

Susan Sontag - Regarding the Pain of Others
February 24, 2018November 28, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Regarding the Pain of Others by Susan Sontag

Credit score
February 23, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Credit sore (like a credit score, but itchier)

Owl
February 22, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Towls (towels for owls)

Mary and Max
February 21, 2018April 2, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Mary and Max: Witty Claymation Championing Good Mental Health

Morbo
February 20, 2018April 1, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of Morbo from Futurama

The Simpsons
February 19, 2018February 19, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: The Simpering Sons (better than The Simpsons)

Goodbye to Berlin by Christopher Isherwood
February 17, 2018January 23, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Goodbye to Berlin by Christopher Isherwood

Joey Tribbiani
February 16, 2018March 19, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of Joey from Friends

Plant
February 15, 2018November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Walking the plant

Ravenous film
February 14, 2018August 29, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Ravenous: Brilliant, But Forgotten, Quirky Cult Film Classic

Envelope
February 13, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Envebloke (an envelope for men only)

Tiger
February 12, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Helicoptiger (tigers flyin’ helicopters)

Mischief Makers
February 11, 2018October 28, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Mischief Makers: The Quirky and Inventive N64 Cult Classic

Lord of the Flies
February 10, 2018January 23, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Lord of the Flies by William Golding

Smoking in films
February 9, 2018September 7, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

15 Films Ruined By Adding “Smmmmokin’!” Into The Name

Custard
February 8, 2018September 15, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Cusstard (profanity-laden custard)

The Last of the Mohicans
February 7, 2018June 13, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

The Last of the Mohicans: Epic With One of Cinema’s Best Soundtracks

How to be a gamer
February 6, 2018July 12, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

How to be a Gamer: Your Nihilistic Guide to Having “Fun”

A cow
February 5, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Cowch (like a couch, but for cows)

Super Mario Bros. 2
February 4, 2018January 24, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Super Mario Bros. 2: Fondly Remembering This Odd One

Cold Comfort Farm by Stella Gibbons
February 3, 2018March 14, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Cold Comfort Farm by Stella Gibbons

The Microcave
February 2, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Microcave (like a microwave, but not)

A book on a windowsill
February 1, 2018November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: To cut a long story short

January 31, 2018February 26, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Grand Budapest Hotel: Stefan Zweig Inspired Movie Excellence

January 30, 2018May 3, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Limbo of the Lost: Praising its Utterly Insane Game Ending

A duck
January 29, 2018January 29, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: Orange is the New Quack

Celeste
January 28, 2018September 15, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Celeste: 2018’s First Indie Classic is a Masterpiece

January 27, 2018January 23, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

There Once Lived a Mother Who Loved Her Children, Until They Moved Back In by Ludmilla Petrushevskaya

Brazil Film
January 26, 2018March 27, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Brazil’s Energetic Office Theme Music Analysed

When Harry Met Sally
January 25, 2018April 8, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

When Harry Met Sally: “I’ll have what she’s having” Quote Off

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