Tag: Business
Agony Aunt: “I’m an all-in-one printer looking for love!”
Exclusive Santa Column: It’s War!
What About Me? The Struggle For Identity in a Market-Based Society by Paul Verhaeghe
Exclusive Invention: Bogpipes (a bigger hygiene risk than bagpipes)
Santa Column: UN Interference and a New Nuclear Age
Santa Column: Agadoo, Ice, Dead Elves, & Celeb Journos
Santa Claus Column: When Santa Got Stuck In the Toilet
Santa Claus Column: Hiring James the Janitor & “Some” Elves
Job Spec: Janitor for Santa Claus (North Pole)
Exclusive Santa Claus Column: Thawing out the factory (and frozen limbs)
How to Sack an Employee
Exclusive Invention: The Professional Moron First Aid Kit
Quiet: The Power of Introverts in a World That Can’t Stop Talking by Susan Cain
How to Use the Toilet at Work
Arnold Schwarzenegger & Noodles: His Late ’80s Japanese Adverts
The Boring Post #2
Network: “I’m as mad as hell and I’m not going to take this anymore!” Quote Off Extravaganza!
Great TV Shows That Never Were: Mud Men (better than Mad Men)
Haas F1 & Rich Energy: The Corporate Collapse
How to Perform Drug Testing at Work
How Are Hot Dogs Made?
We’re Hiring: Our Last Apprentice Died Hideously… Sign On Up!
Exclusive Invention: The Toilet Seat Hat
Exclusive Invention: Key Surf Board (for typing & surfin’)
How to Use LinkedIn
How to Shake Someone’s Hand
Eating Apples at Work: Why it’s Disgusting & we Hate You For it
Exclusive Invention: The ProTractor (a tractor with a protractor attached)
Office Meetings: An Uncomfortably Lengthy Spiel (blogger challenge)
Donut County: Raccoons, Artery Clogging Food, & Holes Equals Fun
Exclusive Invention: The Bookmark Toothbrush Gun
Professional Moron Strike: Day Three – LIVE Coverage
Professional Moron is on STRIKE!
The World’s Tallest Filing Cabinet is in Burlington, VT
Email & Letter Sign-Offs: How to End Your Discourse
Utopia for Realists by Rutger Bregman
