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Santa Claus is drunk
October 21, 2019October 21, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: The War Effort and Opinions on Marmalade

Office printer
October 15, 2019October 15, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “I’m an all-in-one printer looking for love!”

Santa Claus model in the snow
October 14, 2019October 14, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: It’s War!

What About Me
October 12, 2019April 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

What About Me? The Struggle For Identity in a Market-Based Society by Paul Verhaeghe

A toilet with a red background of tiles
October 11, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Bogpipes (a bigger hygiene risk than bagpipes)

Christmas balls
October 8, 2019October 8, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: UN Interference and a New Nuclear Age

Santa Claus in red
October 1, 2019October 1, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Agadoo, Ice, Dead Elves, & Celeb Journos

Santa Claus
September 23, 2019September 23, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Claus Column: When Santa Got Stuck In the Toilet

An elf
September 16, 2019September 16, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Claus Column: Hiring James the Janitor & “Some” Elves

A janitor mopping the floor
September 10, 2019September 11, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Job Spec: Janitor for Santa Claus (North Pole)

Ice crystal
September 9, 2019September 9, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Claus Column: Thawing out the factory (and frozen limbs)

A giant hand flicking a man figure, firing the employee immediately
September 3, 2019September 4, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

How to Sack an Employee

First aid it with a frog
August 23, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Professional Moron First Aid Kit

Quiet: The Power of Introverts in a World That Can't Stop Talking by Susan Cain
August 10, 2019October 20, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Quiet: The Power of Introverts in a World That Can’t Stop Talking by Susan Cain

People at work talking about business
August 9, 2019August 9, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

How to Use the Toilet at Work

Arnold Schwarzenegger smiling happily
August 1, 2019June 25, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Arnold Schwarzenegger & Noodles: His Late ’80s Japanese Adverts

Boring...
July 26, 2019July 25, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The Boring Post #2

Network - Still mad as hell
July 25, 2019August 29, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Network: “I’m as mad as hell and I’m not going to take this anymore!” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Mud
July 23, 2019July 22, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: Mud Men (better than Mad Men)

Haas F1
July 17, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Haas F1 & Rich Energy: The Corporate Collapse

Drug testing test tubes
June 20, 2019June 20, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

How to Perform Drug Testing at Work

Hot dogs and other fast food
June 18, 2019June 16, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

How Are Hot Dogs Made?

We are hiring
June 13, 2019June 14, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

We’re Hiring: Our Last Apprentice Died Hideously… Sign On Up!

Toilet cubicles in a black and white bathroom
June 10, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Toilet Seat Hat

A surfer falling over a wave
May 28, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Key Surf Board (for typing & surfin’)

LinkedIn logo
May 20, 2019May 20, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

How to Use LinkedIn

Shaking hands in an office
May 10, 2019May 9, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

How to Shake Someone’s Hand

An apple
April 8, 2019July 11, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Eating Apples at Work: Why it’s Disgusting & we Hate You For it

Tractor in action on a field
March 19, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The ProTractor (a tractor with a protractor attached)

People in a meeting lookig happy staring at a laptop
March 11, 2019March 28, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Office Meetings: An Uncomfortably Lengthy Spiel (blogger challenge)

Donut County
March 3, 2019April 8, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Donut County: Raccoons, Artery Clogging Food, & Holes Equals Fun

A smiling tooth
February 26, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Bookmark Toothbrush Gun

Anarchy strike
February 21, 2019February 21, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Professional Moron Strike: Day Three – LIVE Coverage

Strike
February 19, 2019February 19, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Professional Moron is on STRIKE!

Filing cabinet
February 11, 2019September 22, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The World’s Tallest Filing Cabinet is in Burlington, VT

Thank you
February 4, 2019February 4, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Email & Letter Sign-Offs: How to End Your Discourse

Utopia for Realists by Rutger Bergman
February 2, 2019February 4, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Utopia for Realists by Rutger Bregman

Man with a sleeping bag in nature
January 31, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Sleeping Bag Bag (for sleep excellence)

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