April 5, 2021April 5, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Clapping at Work: Rules on Celebrating Things

April 1, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Scurvy App (an app determining if you have scurvy)

March 29, 2021March 29, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Drinking at Work: Is Alcohol Welcome in the Workplace?

March 25, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #2: Hustling Aliens Out to Sell Goods

March 22, 2021March 22, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Dandruff at Work: Managing Your Employees’ Scalp Issues

March 15, 2021March 13, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Handstands at Work: Your Employees’ Rights

March 8, 2021March 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Spinach in the Workplace: How to Manage the Leafy Green

March 1, 2021March 1, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Yodelling at Work: How to Manage Employee Falsettos

February 22, 2021February 23, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Office Pets: Introducing Animals to the Workplace

February 15, 2021February 17, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Flip-Flops at Work: Should Your Business Tolerate Toes?

January 26, 2021January 29, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Controlling Flirting at Work: How to Keep Employees Docile

January 21, 2021January 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Nail Picking at Work: Your Business’ Policy

January 7, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Wardrobe Bathtub (for bathing & fashion)

January 5, 2021January 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Screaming at Work: Managing Your Employees’ Vocal Exclamations

December 28, 2020December 28, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: The Christmas Disaster (and some good bits)

December 21, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband is a salesman and keeps trying to swindle me!”

December 14, 2020December 14, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Statement: Christmas is Not on Track

December 8, 2020December 7, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: The Santa Pants Conundrum

November 20, 2020March 6, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Santa’s New Office!

November 12, 2020November 13, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Moronic Survey 2020: Take Part in it Now, Dammit!

November 9, 2020November 8, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Working 9 to 5 past 3 am (& US Election 2020 Response)

November 2, 2020November 1, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Hiring a Health & Safety Officer

October 26, 2020October 25, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Christmas & Coronavirus

October 23, 2020October 24, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband is a workaholic!”

October 12, 2020October 11, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Knuckle Cracking at Work: What is the Law?

October 5, 2020October 4, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Employee Lateness: How to Crack Down on Tomfoolery

September 29, 2020September 26, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Business Health & Safety Requirements in Space

September 17, 2020September 17, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

How to Manage Sneezing at Work

September 10, 2020September 11, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Active Voice: Time to Get Passive-Aggressive About Sentences

August 20, 2020August 15, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Can Employees Pick Their Nose At Work?

August 19, 2020August 15, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Lost World: Jurassic Park—Flawed Sequel is Roar

August 7, 2020November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Skydiving Chess (strategy from a height)

July 28, 2020July 22, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “What do I do about my ingrowing toenail?”

July 14, 2020July 12, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Apply to Become the Professional Moron Apprentice!

July 10, 2020July 10, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Returning to Work After Coronavirus: The Professional Moron Story

July 7, 2020July 12, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend wants to rob a bank!”

July 3, 2020August 14, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

7 Incredible Startup Ideas for the Business World

June 30, 2020November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Cement Bitcher (like a cement mixer, but bitchier)