Tag: Business
Exclusive Invention: The Professional Moron First Aid Kit
Quiet: The Power of Introverts in a World That Can’t Stop Talking by Susan Cain
How to Use the Toilet at Work
Arnold Schwarzenegger & Noodles: His Late ’80s Japanese Adverts
The Boring Post #2
Network: “I’m as mad as hell and I’m not going to take this anymore!” Quote Off Extravaganza!
Great TV Shows That Never Were: Mud Men (better than Mad Men)
Haas F1 & Rich Energy: The Corporate Collapse
How to Perform Drug Testing at Work
How Are Hot Dogs Made?
We’re Hiring: Our Last Apprentice Died Hideously… Sign On Up!
Exclusive Invention: The Toilet Seat Hat
Exclusive Invention: Key Surf Board (for typing & surfin’)
How to Use LinkedIn
How to Shake Someone’s Hand
Eating Apples at Work: Why it’s Disgusting & we Hate You For it
Exclusive Invention: The ProTractor (a tractor with a protractor attached)
Office Meetings: An Uncomfortably Lengthy Spiel (blogger challenge)
Donut County: Raccoons, Artery Clogging Food, & Holes Equals Fun
Exclusive Invention: The Bookmark Toothbrush Gun
Professional Moron Strike: Day Three – LIVE Coverage
Professional Moron is on STRIKE!
The World’s Tallest Filing Cabinet is in Burlington, VT
Email & Letter Sign-Offs: How to End Your Discourse
Utopia for Realists by Rutger Bregman
Exclusive Invention: The Sleeping Bag Bag (for sleep excellence)
How to Punch Someone in the Face
Agony Aunt: “HELP! Our office Christmas bash was a disaster!”
Christmas Party: Time to Make Some Shapes
Breaking News: Britain enjoys national crisis (again) as Brexit hits the fan (again)
How to Make Small Talk
Breaking News: British Train Fares Go UP and Poor People Go MENTAL!
Q&A With Your Learned Subject… Professional Moron!
How to be More AGGRESSIVE!
Invention: Moppy the Sentient Mop (for excellent mop bot mopping)
Exclusive Santa Column: Government Inspection & Introducing Nude Working Days!
