Tag: Business
How to Shake Someone’s Hand
Eating Apples at Work: Why it’s Disgusting & we Hate You For it
Exclusive Invention: The ProTractor (a tractor with a protractor attached)
Office Meetings: An Uncomfortably Lengthy Spiel (blogger challenge)
Donut County: Raccoons, Artery Clogging Food, & Holes Equals Fun
Exclusive Invention: The Bookmark Toothbrush Gun
Professional Moron Strike: Day Three – LIVE Coverage
Professional Moron is on STRIKE!
The World’s Tallest Filing Cabinet is in Burlington, VT
Email & Letter Sign-Offs: How to End Your Discourse
Utopia for Realists by Rutger Bregman
Exclusive Invention: The Sleeping Bag Bag (for sleep excellence)
How to Punch Someone in the Face
Agony Aunt: “HELP! Our office Christmas bash was a disaster!”
Christmas Party: Time to Make Some Shapes
Breaking News: Britain enjoys national crisis (again) as Brexit hits the fan (again)
How to Make Small Talk
Breaking News: British Train Fares Go UP and Poor People Go MENTAL!
Q&A With Your Learned Subject… Professional Moron!
How to be More AGGRESSIVE!
Invention: Moppy the Sentient Mop (for excellent mop bot mopping)
Exclusive Santa Column: Government Inspection & Introducing Nude Working Days!
Exclusive Invention: Post-It Boats (sticky, but handy, boats)
Poverty in the UK: If you’re poor, you should work harder
Exclusive Santa Column: The Importance of Welcome Mats (that don’t maim anyone)
Exclusive Invention: The Drum Pit (drum kits in a pit)
Exclusive Santa Column: Quantitive & Qualitative Product Delineation (Plus a Clogged Toilet)
Exclusive Recipe: Wry Bread (for sardonic bread lovers)
Exclusive Santa Column: Singles, Shingles, Gout, & Yuletide Prep
Exclusive Santa Claus Column 2018: Morose Grumblings As Santa Returns For XMas
Breaking News: Jalapeños Renamed Jalapenos Threatening Severe ~ Job Losses
Agony Aunt: “HELP! I want to be an agony aunt! How do I do it?!”
10 High-Concept Movie Pitches For Hollywood
Emotional Intelligence Test: Find Out How Smart You Is (and are)
10 Proven & Viable Excuses For Missing a Day At Work
FAQs: What’s business, how do I do it, and when will I be a billionaire?
