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Tag: Cars

The Car Boot Car Boot Sales for car boots
June 20, 2024June 16, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Car Boot Car Boot Sale 🚗 [Sponsored Post]

Women love boy racers
September 20, 2022September 21, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why do boy racers keep trying to impress me!?”

Carl's Corrupt Car Washing Enterprises Ltd.
May 12, 2022May 12, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Carl’s Corrupt Car Washing Enterprises Ltd. [Sponsored Post]

Romain Grosjean driving the Haas. Davide Gennaro, Getty Images
December 3, 2020November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Romain Grosjean: Frenchman’s Heroic F1 Survival

Le Mans circuit
July 9, 2019November 4, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Mercedes CLR Le Mans 1999 Accidents: A History of Flipping

A cake with strawberries
April 19, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Cake Car (better than a normal car)

January 5, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Ovan (an oven which is also a van)

A brake with a min wincing about how badly it's gone
November 9, 2017November 9, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: Braking Bad

sCones - Cones and Scones Invention
April 18, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: sCones (a scone and cone hybrid for drivers)

The CARpet
January 24, 2017November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The CARpet (a car which is also a carpet)

Brake the ice
December 16, 2016November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Brake the ice

The Braked Potato
October 18, 2016November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Braked Potato (a food & brake all-in-one)!

Life at the Limit - Sid Watkins
September 18, 2016October 6, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Life at the Limit: Triumph and Tragedy in F1 by Professor Sid Watkins

Cheap tyres
November 25, 2015November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Cheep Tyres – Every Bit as Great as Cheap Tyres!

High heels
April 21, 2015November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive New Fashion: wHeels

May 7, 2013November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Spinach Mobile

April 16, 2013October 9, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Why You Must Not Sit On Tree

April 1, 2013November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Cowmobile

Green is good to go
February 11, 2013August 6, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Why is Green Stuff Good For You?

February 6, 2013November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Use Your Head: Open Stuff The Easy Way

A moose wading out of a lake in the countryside
November 29, 2012August 7, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Mr. Moose: The Life and Times of a Large Deer

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