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Tag: Earth

Terrorists or Freedom Fighters? Reflections on the Liberation of Animals
January 5, 2019January 7, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Terrorists or Freedom Fighters? Reflections on the Liberation of Animals

Autumn
November 12, 2018November 12, 2018Mr. Wapojif

The New Seasons: Introducing 10 BRAND NEW Seasons!

Trees
October 18, 2018October 18, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Trees: In Praise of These Giant Leafy Bastards

Chewing gum
October 3, 2018September 30, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Chewing Gum: In Contempt of This Abomination!

A Little History of the World by E.H. Gombrich
September 22, 2018January 23, 2019Mr. Wapojif

A Little History of the World by E.H. Gombrich

Ferdinand Magellan Over The Edge of the World
August 18, 2018January 23, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Over the Edge of the World by Laurence Bergreen

Meteorite
June 20, 2018January 4, 2019Mr. Wapojif

The 1972 Great Daylight Fireball: Our Lucky Escape & Other Asteroids

Blackfish
May 19, 2018May 19, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Environmental Films: Doing Their Bit For The Planet?

In praise of fog
November 28, 2016November 28, 2016Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of the Fog (Earth’s bad breath)

Atlas Obscura: An Exploer's Guide to the World's Hidden Wonders
October 1, 2016January 20, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Atlas Obscura: An Explorer’s Guide to the World’s Hidden Wonders

In praise of clouds
June 30, 2016June 30, 2016Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of Clouds

The Moon landings fake
February 18, 2016February 18, 2016Mr. Wapojif

10 Reasons Why The Moon Landings Were Definitely Faked

Sneeze
August 12, 2015December 31, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Gazuntite! The Remarkable World of Polite Sneeze Responses

December 7, 2014August 5, 2015Mr. Wapojif

A Brief History of the Scarf

Hor Air Balloons
October 14, 2014May 23, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Why Are Hot Air Balloons That Shape?

January 22, 2014January 22, 2014Mr. Wapojif

Desserts vs Deserts!

April 6, 2013August 5, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Nuclear Apocalypse? We Prefer Kittens

February 1, 2013October 14, 2015Mr. Wapojif

How To Improve Bora Bora

January 6, 2013January 6, 2013Mr. Wapojif

What was life like on Mars?

November 20, 2012November 20, 2012Mr. Wapojif

If we controlled the Earth…

November 15, 2012August 5, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Earth’s Secret Link: The Northern Lights and Cornflakes

August 27, 2012August 28, 2012Mr. Wapojif

Proof That Artists Live On Jupiter!

August 25, 2012October 14, 2015Mr. Wapojif

What Earthlings Could Do On Mars

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