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Tag: Earth

Earth in prison after being sued
May 26, 2023May 26, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #21: Earth Sued Due to Aliens in Movies

Andy's Amateur Doomsday Watch Ltd.
February 2, 2023January 29, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Andy’s Amateur Doomsday Watch Ltd. [Sponsored Post]

Facts and a magnifying glass
June 28, 2019June 28, 2019Mr. Wapojif

50 Fun Friday Facts

Human sounds, such as boom
May 21, 2019May 20, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Animal Noises VS Human Noises

Tractor in action on a field
March 19, 2019November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The ProTractor (a tractor with a protractor attached)

Terrorists or Freedom Fighters? Reflections on the Liberation of Animals
January 5, 2019March 6, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Terrorists or Freedom Fighters? Reflections on the Liberation of Animals

Autumn
November 12, 2018April 8, 2019Mr. Wapojif

The New Seasons: Introducing 10 BRAND NEW Seasons

Trees
October 18, 2018March 30, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Trees: In Praise of These Giant Leafy Bastards

Chewing gum
October 3, 2018April 8, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Chewing Gum: In Contempt of This Abomination

A Little History of the World by E.H. Gombrich
September 22, 2018January 23, 2019Mr. Wapojif

A Little History of the World by E.H. Gombrich

Ferdinand Magellan Over The Edge of the World
August 18, 2018January 23, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Over the Edge of the World by Laurence Bergreen

Meteorite
June 20, 2018August 19, 2022Mr. Wapojif

The 1972 Great Daylight Fireball: Our Lucky Escape & Other Asteroids

Blackfish
May 19, 2018May 19, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Environmental Films: Doing Their Bit For The Planet?

In praise of fog
November 28, 2016November 28, 2016Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of the Fog (Earth’s bad breath)

Atlas Obscura: An Exploer's Guide to the World's Hidden Wonders
October 1, 2016April 28, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Atlas Obscura: An Explorer’s Guide to the World’s Hidden Wonders

In praise of clouds
June 30, 2016June 30, 2016Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of Clouds

The Moon landings fake
February 18, 2016July 23, 2022Mr. Wapojif

10 Reasons Why The Moon Landings Were Definitely Faked

Sneeze
August 12, 2015September 17, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Gazuntite! The Remarkable World of Polite Sneeze Responses

Hor Air Balloons
October 14, 2014May 23, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Why Are Hot Air Balloons That Shape?

Some desserts with fruit in them.
January 22, 2014September 15, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Desserts vs Deserts: Busting Some Spelling Pudding Myths

April 6, 2013August 5, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Nuclear Apocalypse? We Prefer Kittens

February 1, 2013February 27, 2020Mr. Wapojif

How To Improve Bora Bora

January 6, 2013January 6, 2013Mr. Wapojif

What was life like on Mars?

A 4x4 blasting through a lot of mud
December 8, 2012April 22, 2021Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of Mud: The Brilliant Soft, Sticky Matter

The Earth with Matrix code over it
November 20, 2012April 21, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Our Guide to Controlling the Earth

The Northern Lights
November 15, 2012April 21, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Earth’s Secret Link: The Northern Lights and Cornflakes

The planet Mars in the solar system.
August 25, 2012November 21, 2021Mr. Wapojif

What Earthlings Could Do On Mars

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