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Mary Pickford dancing

February 25, 2019February 25, 2019Mr. Wapojif

How to Moonwalk (dancing – not space travel)

An extravagant crevice with a waterfall

October 11, 2018October 7, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Drum Pit (drum kits in a pit)

Rowing boat on water

May 18, 2018May 13, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Rowbot (a robot for rowing you to work)

Mount Everest

May 14, 2018May 11, 2018Mr. Wapojif

How to Climb Mount Everest (Your Official, Moronic Survival Guide)

The exercise spike

January 8, 2018January 6, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Exercise Spike (better than an exercise bike)

A skyscraper

November 3, 2017November 3, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Skyscoopers (better than skyscrapers)

The Remote Constroll

October 19, 2017October 19, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Remote Constroll (a remote control for strolling)

How to lose one stone in one week

April 20, 2017April 20, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I need to lose one stone in one week!”

Sweat your appetite

November 1, 2016November 1, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Terrible Sayings Revisited: Sweat Your Appetite

How to be good at Badminto

July 8, 2016July 8, 2016Mr. Wapojif

How to NOT be Bad at Badminton

October 21, 2014August 5, 2015Mr. Wapojif

How To Detox With An Ox

October 6, 2014January 12, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Would you like Sweet Potatoes or Sweat Potatoes?

April 10, 2013August 5, 2015Mr. Wapojif

How To Enjoy Spring

Food being measured for fitness purposes

February 23, 2012January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

How To Keep Fit Whilst Being Around Food

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