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Tag: Healthy

The History of the Tomato
May 5, 2023May 5, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The History of the Tomato 🍅

Nigel's Needles - the happiest needles in the land
April 27, 2023April 27, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Nigel’s Needles: The Happiest Needles in the Land [Sponsored Post]

A brief history of noodles
April 14, 2023July 10, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

A Brief History of Noodles 🍜

A brief history of frog legs
March 31, 2023March 31, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The History of Frog Legs (cuisses de grenouille) 🐸

Pam's Purple Porridge
March 9, 2023March 7, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Pam’s Purple Porridge [Sponsored Post]

The History of Soup
March 3, 2023March 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The History of Soup 🥫

The History of Donuts (and doughnuts)
February 17, 2023February 17, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The History of Donuts (and doughnuts) 🍩

The horrors of baked beans addiction
January 13, 2023January 10, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “Am I addicted to baked beans?!”

Derek's Dangerous Doormats Ltd.
December 29, 2022December 20, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Derek’s Dangerous Doormats Ltd. [Sponsored Post]

Super Size Me the 2004 documentary
September 21, 2022September 18, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Super Size Me: Docu About Why Eating Fast Food is Bad

Bwahahaha and the curse of Evil Laugh Syndrome
September 19, 2022September 15, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “I think I have Evil Laugh Syndrome!”

The History of Miso Soup
August 5, 2022July 29, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The History of Miso Soup

A batch of flapjacks (oat bars)
May 19, 2022May 19, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Flapjacks: Baked Cereal Bar is Rectangular and Golden

Some feet and ankles covered by socks
April 15, 2022April 15, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “How do I fix my sprained ankle?”

Welsh seaweed Laverbread with toast on a plate
April 14, 2022April 14, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Laverbread: Historic Welsh Seaweed Bread is Gwych!

Jam arranged in colourful jars
March 8, 2022March 6, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “How much is TOO much jam?”

Some random restaurants next to neon lights
February 21, 2022February 21, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Random Restaurants: Food Things to Consider (rate my plate!)

MoroniCast podcast logo
July 10, 2021November 26, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

MoroniCast Episode #2: Food Ranting & Observations

A hand in black and white showing the knuckles
May 13, 2021May 12, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “If I crack my knuckles will I die horribly?”

A woman juggling four balls in a mountainous region
May 8, 2021August 25, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The History of Juggling: Cascading Our Way Through Time 🤹‍♂️🤹‍♀️

The History of Beans on Toast
April 30, 2021September 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Beans on Toast: The Ultimate British Meal of Champions

A box of Weetabix
April 8, 2021July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Weetabix: The Breakfast Cereal of Champions

Saveloy sausages on a plat with salad
March 19, 2021July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Saveloy: The Bright Red Chippy Sausage Thing

Greggs sausage rolls
February 26, 2021July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Sausage Rolls: Savoury Snack With Lots of Pastry

Cucumber sandwich with white bread.
February 19, 2021July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Cucumber Sandwiches: England’s Most Upper Class Foodstuff, I Say

A pile of broken wood, with possibilities to get splinters.
February 18, 2021February 13, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “I have a splinter… am I doomed?!”

A cup of coffee surrounded by coffee beans.
February 11, 2021February 5, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “How do I control my caffeine intake?”

An assortment of vegetables
November 30, 2020November 30, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “Are vegetables good for you, really?”

Black Pudding
November 13, 2020July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Black Pudding: This’ll Put Hair on Your Eyebrows

Spices laid out on a table, including turmeric
October 8, 2020October 7, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Porridge With Cinnamon & Turmeric: A Healthy Yes!

A dizzy spell in the countryside.
October 1, 2020September 26, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “Why am I so dizzy, dammit?”

A cartoon baby sneezing because of the common cold.
September 18, 2020March 1, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “How do I recover from a cold?”

Oranges hanging in a tree
September 1, 2020August 30, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “I have scurvy! What do I do?” 

Fresh vegetables piled together
August 25, 2020August 23, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “How do I make my kids eat vegetables?”

A scotch egg sliced in half-min
August 14, 2020July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Scotch Egg: Another Strange English Food Thing

A man clutching his stomach in pain
August 11, 2020July 29, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “Why do I get indigestion?”

A thermometer and a mixture of drugs
August 3, 2020July 29, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “How do I stop my headache?”

A man looking shocked at his broken tooth
July 21, 2020July 22, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “Why is my front tooth wobbling?”

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