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Tag: Medicine

Gout DNA strand
October 29, 2020October 25, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “Do I have gout or rabies?”

Guybrush Threepwood in the Curse of Monkey Island near to a spittoon.
October 20, 2020April 18, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Spittoons: What Were These Gross Things?

Oranges hanging in a tree
September 1, 2020August 30, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “I have scurvy! What do I do?” 

A man holding his head in stress
August 17, 2020August 17, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “How do I avoid dandruff?”

A man clutching his stomach in pain
August 11, 2020July 29, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “Why do I get indigestion?”

A thermometer and a mixture of drugs
August 3, 2020July 29, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “How do I stop my headache?”

A foot with toenails and a flower between the big toe
July 28, 2020July 22, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “What do I do about my ingrowing toenail?”

A man looking shocked at his broken tooth
July 21, 2020July 22, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “Why is my front tooth wobbling?”

The Family That Couldn't Sleep: Unravelling a Venetian Medical Mystery by D. T. Max
March 28, 2020March 29, 2020Mr. Wapojif

The Family That Couldn’t Sleep by D. T. Max

World of Warcraft
March 19, 2020May 9, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Corrupted Blood Incident: WoW’s Virtual Pandemic as a Model for Medical Research

The Collected Schizophrenias by Esmé Weijun Wang
October 5, 2019October 6, 2019Mr. Wapojif

The Collected Schizophrenias by Esmé Weijun Wang

First aid it with a frog
August 23, 2019November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Professional Moron First Aid Kit

Phineas Gage and the iron rod
January 12, 2019May 27, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Phineas Gage: History’s Great Brain Injury Survivor

Hospital
August 17, 2018August 20, 2018Mr. Wapojif

TV Shows That Never Were: Err (Better Than ER & More Accessible)

Sneeze
July 23, 2018April 16, 2020Mr. Wapojif

FAQs: What is Sneezing and is it Dangerous?

Manikin female head
July 6, 2018March 6, 2019Mr. Wapojif

L’Inconnue de la Seine: A Brief History of CPR Manikins

God Bless Your, Dr. Kevorkian
March 3, 2018April 29, 2022Mr. Wapojif

God Bless You, Dr. Kevorkian by Kurt Vonnegut

Severed: A History of Heads Lost and Heads Founds by Dr. Frances Larson
February 18, 2017November 25, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Severed: A History of Heads Lost and Heads Found by Dr. Frances Larson

The Chainsore
January 12, 2017November 8, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Chainsore

Mozart
April 10, 2016February 15, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Mozart and Scatological Humour: Diagnosing a Genius

The Madness of King George
November 29, 2015November 22, 2021Mr. Wapojif

The Madness of King George: The Art Behind Going Mad

Pizza
October 6, 2015November 7, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Pizzza (it’s like pizza, but with a sleepy kick)!

Sneeze
August 12, 2015September 17, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Gazuntite! The Remarkable World of Polite Sneeze Responses

Disappointment
July 7, 2015November 9, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Is There An Ointment For Disappointment?

March 23, 2015March 23, 2015Mr. Wapojif

How Fish and Chips Soup Will Save British Society

Roy Porter Blood and Guts
March 21, 2015January 22, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Blood and Guts: A Short History of Medicine by Roy Porter

The Man Who Mistook His Wife for a Hat
December 29, 2014April 2, 2020Mr. Wapojif

The Man Who Mistook His Wife for a Hat by Oliver Sacks

Lenin
December 24, 2014January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

5 Disturbingly Excellent Facts About Christmas

November 13, 2014November 13, 2014Mr. Wapojif

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