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Tag: Movie quotes

Scarface
July 3, 2018June 30, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Scarface: “Say hello to my little friend!” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Midnight Cowboy
October 30, 2017October 30, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Midnight Cowboy: “I’m walking here!” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Whiplash - Not quite my tempo
July 12, 2017July 13, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Whiplash: “Not quite my tempo” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Planet of the Apes - Take your stinking paws off me, you damn dirty ape!
July 5, 2017July 5, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Planet of the Apes: “Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Sudden Impact - Clint Eastwood
June 21, 2017June 21, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Sudden Impact: “Go ahead, make my day” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Face Off
June 2, 2017June 2, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Face/Off: “I’d like to take his face… off” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Terminator 2- Judgement Day - Come with me if you want to live
May 9, 2017April 11, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Terminator 2 – Judgement Day: “Come with me if you want to live” Quote Off Extravaganza!

The Terminator - Your clothes, give them to me. Now.
March 29, 2017January 24, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Terminator: “Your clothes, give them to me” Quote Off Extravaganza

Jurassic Park (1993) movie logo
March 5, 2017May 4, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Jurassic Park: “Must go faster” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Jurassic Park - Clever girl
February 23, 2017May 4, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Jurassic Park: “Clever girl…” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Braveheart - They may take our lives, but they'll never take our freedom
February 9, 2017February 5, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Braveheart: “They may take our lives, but they’ll never take… our freedom!” Quote Off Extravaganza

Bonnie and Clyde
January 29, 2017January 29, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Bonnie and Clyde: “We rob banks” Quote Off Extravaganza!

The Godfather - I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse
January 15, 2017January 8, 2017Mr. Wapojif

The Godfather: “I’m gonna make him an offer he can’t refuse” Quote Off Extravaganza!

If it bleeds we can kill it
December 24, 2016January 24, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Predator: “If it bleeds, we can kill it” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Acocalypse Now - I love the smell of napalm in the morning
December 14, 2016December 14, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Apocalypse Now: “I love the smell of napalm in the morning” Quote Off Extravaganza!

A Few Good Men - You can't handle the truth
October 25, 2016October 25, 2016Mr. Wapojif

A Few Good Men: “You can’t handle the truth!” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Aliens - Get away from her, you bitch!
July 31, 2016May 19, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Aliens: “Get away from her, you bitch!” Quote Off Extravaganza!

As Good As It Gets: You make me want to be a better man
April 17, 2016April 17, 2016Mr. Wapojif

As Good As It Gets: “You make me want to be a better man” Super Quote Off Extravaganza!

Hail, Caesar!
March 16, 2016March 16, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Hail, Caesar! Would that it were so simple

August 26, 2015May 30, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Classic Films: Quote Off Extravaganza – Noodle Special!

Gone with the Wind
August 13, 2015November 7, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Gone with the Wind: “Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn” Quote Off Extravaganza!

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