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Tag: Violence

Violent VPN service for businesses
July 24, 2025July 23, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Violent VPN: The Aggressive Privacy Platform 👊 [Sponsored Post]

The Boredom of Broccoli with a child looking unhappy about her meal
June 24, 2024June 24, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My RUDE child says broccoli is ‘boring’!!!” 🥦🤬

Broken Windows book delivery service
August 3, 2023August 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Broken Windows Book Delivery Service [Sponsored Post]

Thug life with Caravaggio and his genius art
January 18, 2023October 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Caravaggio: The Criminal Record of a Genius Artist

Killer Instinct on the Super Nintendo
June 13, 2021June 12, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Killer Instinct: Rare’s Arcade & SNES Colossus is a Tough SOB

Grand Theft Auto V
July 12, 2020July 12, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Grand Theft Auto V: An Entertaining & Violent Game

Call of Duty - Black Ops II
March 1, 2020July 12, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Call of Duty: Black Ops II—Daft FPS Thing With Guns

Super Punch-Out!!
January 26, 2020March 29, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Super Punch-Out!! Punch People in this SNES Classic

Blasphemous the Metroidvania game
November 10, 2019February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Blasphemous: A “Hell Yeah!!” of a Metroidvania!!

My Friend Pedro
July 28, 2019July 28, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

My Friend Pedro: Stylish Shoot ‘Em Up Lacks KILLER Blow

Grand Theft Auto on the PlayStation
April 14, 2019July 12, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Grand Theft Auto: The Casually Violent GTA Series Starter

Punch of a fist
January 21, 2019January 15, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

How to Punch Someone in the Face

Christmas Day presents
December 26, 2018December 27, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Christmas Day Post-Mortem

Diablo III - Eternal Collection
November 18, 2018November 17, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Diablo III – Eternal Collection: Take On Hell (in a fun way)

Catfight
June 11, 2017August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Catfight: Violent Social Commentary & Fisticuffs Fun

Curtain invention
February 24, 2017November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The CurTain (an extremely rude talking curtain)

Santa Claus Column
November 7, 2016November 7, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Newsletter: Santa’s the ONLY Santa in Town!

Sushi
October 9, 2015November 7, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Shushi (like sushi, but quieter)!

Pho Ga Rice Noodles
August 30, 2015November 7, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Oodles of Noodles #10: Pho Ga Rice Noodles & The Oodles of Noodles Conclusion!

Honey badger
March 26, 2013December 29, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Honey Badger: Behold Nature’s Psychopath

November 5, 2012April 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Anger Management Lessons With Professional Moron

Orange juice without bits, and a straw in the juice
October 17, 2012February 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Orange Juice Without Bits: Inferior Drink to With Bits

Mint tea
June 21, 2012August 4, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Mint Tea: The Brilliance of This Iconic Herbal Brew

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