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Author: Mr. Wapojif

The ESTEEMED editor of Professional Moron who rules with an iron fist. A blogger, satirist, and writer. Fond of absurdity, culture, cats, hamsters, and tea. 🍵🐈‍⬛🐹🕹️📚📽️
Princeton's Poetic Prison and Penitentiary
January 12, 2023January 12, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Princeton’s Poetic Prison & Penitentiary [Sponsored Post]

Sound of Metal film
January 11, 2023January 10, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Sound of Metal and the Acceptance of Deafness

Baybotch the Baywatch spin off
January 10, 2023January 10, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Baybotch: TV Series Reboot on Careless Beach Management

Annoying dad jokes destroy family life
January 9, 2023January 10, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “How do I end my husband’s dad jokes?!”

Cult of the Lamb
January 8, 2023January 8, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Cult of the Lamb: There’s Always Time to Start a Cult, Dammit!

Neversong the indie game
January 8, 2023January 8, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Neversong: Psychological Platformer With a Baseball Bat

The Facemaker: One Surgeon's Battle to Mend the Disfigured Soldiers of World War I by Lindsey Fitzharris
January 7, 2023January 7, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The Facemaker: One Surgeon’s Battle to Mend the Disfigured Soldiers of World War I

Tall people at work guide
January 6, 2023January 6, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Tall People at Work: Laws on HEIGHT in Working Environments

Ernie's Earwax Washing Up Liquid
January 5, 2023January 2, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Ernie’s Earwax Washing Up Liquid! [Sponsored Post]

Everything Everywhere All at Once the 2022 film
January 4, 2023January 25, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Everything Everywhere All at Once: Now With Extra Taxes

Lonely Hearts Column 2023 Men Seeking Women
January 3, 2023January 2, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts Column 2023: Men Seeking Women

Lonely Hearts Column 2023: Women Seeking Men
January 2, 2023January 2, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts Column 2023: Women Seeking Men

Dome Keeper the indie game
January 1, 2023December 28, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Dome Keeper: Drill & Defend in Fabulous Roguelike Strategy Thing

Darkwood the survival horror indie game
January 1, 2023December 29, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Darkwood: Don’t Go Down to the Bloody Woods Today

Professional Moron's End of Year 2022 Bonanza
December 31, 2022December 30, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Professional Moron’s End of Year Bonanza 2022

A lot of crazy Santa Clauses
December 30, 2022December 31, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: The Santa Movie Adapation! 🎞️

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December 29, 2022December 20, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Derek’s Dangerous Doormats Ltd. [Sponsored Post]

Thirteen Lives Ron Howard's 2022 film
December 28, 2022December 28, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Thirteen Lives: Excellent True to Life Survival Drama

A husband and wife arguing about their being too many Christmas decorations
December 27, 2022December 27, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Hubby refuses to take the Christmas decorations down!”

The Christmas Ho-Ho-Ho-Hitters metal band
December 26, 2022December 26, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Christmas Ho-Ho-Ho-Hitters: Metal Band With Xmas Music

Santa's Christmas Day Report 2022
December 25, 2022December 26, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: The Catastrophic Christmas Day Report 2022

Lion King on the Super Nintendo
December 24, 2022December 19, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Lion King: ROAR! Fun 1994 Game Tie-In for Disney Thing

March of the Penguins on the Game Boy Advance
December 24, 2022December 24, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

March of the Penguins: Lemmings Style Oscar Winner Spin Off

Santa Claus joins social media
December 23, 2022December 23, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Father Christmas Joins Social Media

Unkempt Ug's Caveman Kissogram
December 22, 2022December 22, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Unkempt Ug’s Caveman Kissogram Ltd. [Sponsored Post]

Avatar: The Way of Water
December 21, 2022December 21, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Avatar: The Way of Water (yep, we liked it a lot)

A Karen wife getting spoiled about not having good Christmas presents
December 20, 2022December 19, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “What do I get my spoiled wife for Christmas!?”

Handling Satan at Work
December 19, 2022December 19, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Satan at Work: How to Manage the Devil in Working Environments

Mario Kart 8 Deluxe Wave 3
December 18, 2022December 17, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Mario Kart 8 Deluxe: Booster Course Pass Wave 3 (is awesome)

PalmRide the indie game
December 18, 2022December 18, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

PalmRide: Synth Music Galore in Pixel Art ’80s Tribute Act

Adolphe Valette: A French Impressionist in Manchester
December 17, 2022October 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Adolphe Valette: A French Impressionist in Manchester

Christmas Carol singers with a backdrop of the apocalypse
December 16, 2022December 16, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Christmas Carols and Shotgun Barrels

A fried egg Wanted poster - Dead or Alive
December 15, 2022December 15, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Fried Egg WANTED Dead or Alive – £10,000 Reward [Sponsored Post]

Adaptation film 2002 with Nic Cage
December 14, 2022December 14, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Adaptation: Streep! Cage x2! The Meta Comedy-Drama With an Edge

Bloop Peter the profane kids TV show
December 13, 2022December 13, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Bloop Peter: Obscene Take on the Classic Blue Peter Kids Show

Speedos ruin the workplace
December 12, 2022April 19, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Speedos at Work: Laws Regarding Speedos in the Workplace

Norco the indie game
December 11, 2022December 16, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Norco: Excellent Point and Click Adventure With Added Synth

King's Quest I
December 11, 2022December 11, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

King’s Quest I: Landmark Adventure Game From 1984

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