Author: Mr. Wapojif
The ESTEEMED editor of Professional Moron who rules with an iron fist. A blogger, satirist, and writer. Fond of absurdity, culture, cats, hamsters, and tea. 🍵🐈⬛🐹🕹️📚📽️
Breaking News: The UK Enters a New Era (of crap)
Pitcairn Island: Live the Dream in Paradise?
Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband is a football hooligan!”
Hitler: The Rise of Evil—Excellent Historical Mini-Series
The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion’s AI is a Beautiful Thing
Santa Column: Terrifying Stocking Fillers & Santa Joins Instagram!
Enter the Gungeon: Riveting Bullet Hell Roguelike Fun
Sega Worldwide Soccer Euro 2000 Edition: The Bizarre Dreamcast Footballer
Strange Weather in Tokyo by Hiromi Kawakami
General Election 2019: Professional Moron’s Guide to English Politics
Professional Moron Questions… Answered! From Extra Life
Agony Aunt: “My boss has called me to a disciplinary meeting!”
Oliver Twist: “Please, sir, I want some more” Quote Off!
Exclusive Santa Column: Ho, Ho, Ho! Lots of Snow & Swearing!
Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars—A SNES Cult Classic
Joe & Mac 2: Lost in the Tropics—Generic Platformer for the SNES
Pixelophonia: Tribute to the Amazing Symphonic Orchestra
Star Wars: “Never tell me the odds!” Quote Off Extravaganza!
Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband bought our son a pet crocodile!”
Valkyrie: The Underrated WWII Historical Drama
On White II: Wassily Kandinsky & Synesthesia (hearing colours)
Santa Column: Father Christmas Engages Nice Mode
Metroid: It’s the Landmark NES Sci-Fi Classic
Half-Life: Alyx—Oh My Holy Cow!
Bear and Wolf by Daniel Salmieri
Mike Matei & Super Mario Kart—F1 Tracks Hack Amusement
Kindergarten Cop: “I’m a cop, you idiot!” Quote Off Extravaganza!
Kindergarten Cop: Shut Up! It’s a Fun-Loving Schwarzenegger Romp
Waterfall is The Stone Roses’ Inspiring Masterpiece
Santa Column: YouTube Live Streaming Chaos & A Day Off
California Games: Confusing Sports Game With Sharks & Hacky Sacks
Virtua Athlete 2000: Oddball Dreamcast Track & Field Romp
After Dark by Haruki Murakami
Japanese Writing System: Praising This Artistic Excellence
Agony Aunt: “My husband is driving me insane by peeing into the middle of the toilet!”
Tremors: Daft B Movie With Kevin Bacon is Still a Lot of Fun
