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Virtual Boy Nintendo Classics on the Switch 2
February 22, 2026February 22, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

The Joys of Virtual Boy on the Nintendo Switch 2 👾

Bye Bye Badman and the Paris Student Riots
February 21, 2026February 21, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Bye Bye Badman and the Paris Student Riots of May 1968 🍋

Flake Chocolate bar
May 13, 2022May 1, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Flake Chocolate Bar: The Folded Milk Chocolate Oppulence Thing

Carl's Corrupt Car Washing Enterprises Ltd.
May 12, 2022May 12, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Carl’s Corrupt Car Washing Enterprises Ltd. [Sponsored Post]

Army of Darkness
May 11, 2022May 12, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Army of Darkness: Ridiculous Fun With Boomsticks & Gore

Earth's violins are under threat from alien abduction
May 10, 2022May 10, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #12: Violin Hating Aliens Seek Destruction

Piano Jones the Indiana Jones piano
May 9, 2022April 30, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: Piano Jones the Indiana Jones Themed Piano

Gilles Villeneuve in his Ferrari overalls
May 8, 2022May 10, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Gilles Villeneuve Tribute to the F1 Legend

Dead Souls by Nikolai Gogol
May 7, 2022May 8, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Dead Souls by Nikolai Gogol

2025 Osaka World Expo mascot
May 6, 2022July 19, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Myaku-Myaku the 2025 Osaka World Expo Mascot

Stunts! With Seriously Stupid Stuart
May 5, 2022April 27, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

STUNTS! With Seriously Stupid Stuart [Sponsored Post]

Evil Dead 2 - Dead by Dawn
May 4, 2022May 3, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Evil Dead 2: Surreal Comedy Horror With Chainsaws & Gore!

An alien holding a placard explaining the importance of the Oxford comma
May 3, 2022April 24, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #11: Pedantic Aliens Demand the Oxford Comma

A woman struggling to open a difficult jar... she needs a man!
May 2, 2022April 23, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! Women keep asking me to open pickle jars!”

Haiku, the Robot
May 1, 2022May 2, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Haiku, the Robot is Glorious Mechanical Metroidvania Action

Tunic the indie game
May 1, 2022May 1, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Tunic: Instant Indie Game Classic in Fox-Based Adventure

She Bangs the Drums by The Stone Roses
April 30, 2022April 19, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

She Bangs the Drums is Ecstatic Summer Pop From The Stone Roses 🍋

Haiku Friday - Household Chores Spick & Span Special
April 29, 2022April 26, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday #13: Household Chores Spick & Span Special

Nina's Nebula Nair Bar and Space Station
April 28, 2022April 22, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Nina’s Nebula Nail Bar & Space Station [Sponsored Post]

One Hour Photo the 2002 film
April 27, 2022April 19, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

One Hour Photo: Robin Williams’ Brilliance in Tense Thriller

Geese at work promote mild peril and honking
April 26, 2022April 26, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Geese at Work: How to Manage Mild Peril, Honking, & Poo

Alien tourists on a planet pointing and staring
April 25, 2022April 25, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #10: Boring Tourist Aliens Ruin Everything

Aliens: Fireteam Elite
April 24, 2022April 24, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Aliens: Fireteam Elite: Golly Gosh! Xenomorphs Are Rude!

The Heilwald Loophole
April 24, 2022April 24, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Heilwald Loophole: Surreal Horror Romp With Doctors

MoroniCast podcast logo
April 23, 2022May 27, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

MoroniCast Episode #11: Notes on Bottom, Comedy, and Satire

Pink wafer biscuits
April 22, 2022April 22, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Pink Wafer Biscuits are the Lightweight Flamboyant Biccies

Laura's Lopsided Lemonade Stand
April 21, 2022April 21, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Laura’s Lopsided Lemonade Stand [Sponsored Post]

Drop Dead Fred the 1991 film with Rik Mayall
April 20, 2022April 20, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Drop Dead Fred is the Bizarre (but loved) Dark Comedy Fantasy

A poltergeist grinning and screaming like crazy
April 19, 2022April 19, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Poltergeists at Work: The Law Regarding Supernatural Beings

A door with a door knock, ideal for knock, knock, ginger
April 18, 2022April 18, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Knock, Knock, Ginger: The History of the Ding-Dong-Ditch Prank

The Ascent game logo
April 17, 2022April 19, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Ascent: Cyberpunk Shooter RPG Action is Elevating

Nongunz: Doppelganger Edition
April 17, 2022April 17, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Nongunz: Doppelganger Edition: Look! There’s a Skeleton!

April 16, 2022April 17, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Waiting For Godot by Samuel Beckett

Some feet and ankles covered by socks
April 15, 2022April 15, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “How do I fix my sprained ankle?”

Welsh seaweed Laverbread with toast on a plate
April 14, 2022April 14, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Laverbread: Historic Welsh Seaweed Bread is Gwych!

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre for 1974
April 13, 2022April 20, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre is 1974’s Scary Horror Romp

Bombastic Brian’s Resplendent Bingo Bonanza
April 12, 2022April 12, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Bombastic Brian’s Resplendent Bingo Bonanza [Sponsored Post]

April 11, 2022April 11, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband never does nice things to surprise me!”

Mario Kart 8 Deluxe - Booster Course Pass DLC
April 10, 2022April 20, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Huzzah for Mario Kart 8 Deluxe’s Booster Course DLC (first wave)

SD F-1 Grand Prix intro screen
April 10, 2022November 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

SD F-1 Grand Prix (グランプリ): The Japan Only SNES F1 Racing Romp

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